Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML
Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML
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Truthbringer 0
why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.
Fidelis_fml 0
Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...
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Comments (114)
k3llyn 0
this is too bizarre... worst FML e.v.e.r.
blahblahblahhhh 0
this very well could be true. did anyone ever think that the person who posted this is in college and living in a dorm? in which case it could be very possible. maybe a few of his friends wrapped him to the bed and the girl he likes lives in the same hall as him or something? there really isn't enough information to call bullshit on this one...
starshine3987 0
You live with the girl you like? Why on earth would you "have" to have her cut you out of it if your roomates/ family was home and if you were calling people why would you call her? At least she came and wasn't like "hahahaha that's the funniest shit ever" when she saw you.
caittt 0
at least your dick was swollen?
Mr_Wong 0
There is no possible way he could've called anyone seeing as how he was TIED to his bed, so his friends most likely called her over. Geez, some people are ******* stupid.
hottie102 0
you have really mean bitchy friends
Monty_Python 0
Dude that sucks so bad. FYL for being allergic to plastic. FYL for having a friend who didn't know about. FYL for having a joke that would have been funny had you not been allergic. FYL for having to have the girl you like cut you out. And FYL for her finding out you sleep naked. This is the biggest FML ever.
nerd123456789 0
allergic to plastic? why did you call the girl you like anyway? how did you call her if you were wrapped in plastic?
fail_truck 0
Fake FML. Unless the guy passed out naked and drunk, there is NO WAY someone can sleep through multiple guys laughing while they are clingwrapping your naked ass to the bed. Also this means the poster sleeps totally nude with absolutely no blankets on top of him or else he could've gotten out of the plastic wrap. Do not pass go. Please roll again.
sliimxshady 0
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Enough said.