Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
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Mutantking 0
lol wonder how this ended. cops? or frying pan?
irockmyworld 0
i think its really sweet that you didnt hesitate to help her. you dont deserve this
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Mutantking 0
lol wonder how this ended. cops? or frying pan?
FPsLife 5
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If her roommate was there, you should have had her(him?) help at least. YDI
waterynuggets 0
Maybe the roommate had just came home. OP doesn't deserve it. Hell, you'd think the roommate would know their roomie was in the hospital unless it was something that just unexpectedly happened.
loooooooooool_fml 1
@10, #3 meant "helping" in a different kind of level, you know..
waterynuggets 0
Yeah, because raping a girl is a lot more fun when they're not awake to complain about it. Go **** yourself, kid.
MagicMeds 0
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Don't bitch out looooooooooool, he was just telling you what #3 meant since you clearly can't comprehend it on your own.
timothyc 0
You enjoyed it, didn't you?
griffmo24 0
Daterape daterape
thecirclingskies 0
This is epic. Favourited.
Feverrotes 15
Agreed. Favourited.
Jimboom 12
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Ha ha. Well I am sure after you explained it he would understand.... and then you could both have a party with her before she wakes up. ;-)
SleepyHead34 0
win lmao
brutallyhonest24 0
you should have made a remark about how ghb is cheaper than a 6 pack and then continued undressing her
quirinus 0
YDI for giving a **** what her roommate thought, and then bitching about it on FML
irockmyworld 0
i think its really sweet that you didnt hesitate to help her. you dont deserve this
ILIEKGIRLS 5
hesitate to undress a girl? lol.
kmhello313 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If she's passing out don't you think you should be taking her back to the hospital instead of stripping her? Guys have such a one track mind. YDI
whatwasthatnoise 0
hardly, OP said that she was on med that made her droswy and thus her just falling asleep, I'd say, would be fairly expected, it would be a waste of time and resources taking her back to the hospital
thesunshotme 0
I think what OP means here is that his friend fell asleep from the strong side effects of meds. "Passing out" is a common idiom for falling asleep from exhaustion. Surprised you haven't heard it before. So no, he shouldn't have taken her back to the hospital for falling asleep.
Thornod 0
#14 Thanks for the laugh. I just had this mental image of someone repeatedly taking their significant other to the emergency room because they keep falling asleep after sex.
Babushka_Homyak 10
Your comment is full of awesome.
WUTBM 1
@kmhello13, she asked to be undressed. don't be so ******* sexist.
Thunderbender 2
Lol #14
life_can_suck21 0
so you've never been on any sort of anesthetic drug? it makes you fall asleep VERY fast. the reason she passed out was because she had recieved meds that made her sleepy. it was just the meds! she did not have a horrible reaction to the drug PS. he clearly said that she recieved meds that mae her drowsy
getfokinrektm8 9
hue just mad
Gryne 9
What would he should have done, gone to the hospital and told them the medicine was working and she was passed out?
kmhello313 0
My bad missed that part.
tacosrawesome77 0
Still doesn't excuse how you insulted a male's ability to use intellegient thought. :(
dudeitsdanny 10
It's a girl, whatcha expect? ;D
littlebirdy_55 0
haha @dudeitsdanny I was about to bitch off at you for saying that but then I noticed the smiley=)