Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML
Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML
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Truthbringer 0
why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.
Fidelis_fml 0
Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...
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save_me_08 0
Uhm guys... the word call was never used in this post... Now maybe this is fake and by not saying call he is trying to make it seem more believable... but if it is, it would seem he didn't have much say in who came to help him...
duckduckchicken 0
Ok how do you not wake up when that goes down? And why couldn't your roommates cut you out since they were there? This sounds like bs.
hdbrill1 0
i call bullshit
iEuphorical 0
The OP never said he called the girl he liked to help him out. She was probably just there and decided not to be a douchebag and actually help the guy out. You realize his arms were wrapped too, so he can't call anyone with a phone? Otherwise he could have gotten himself out, if his arms were free. He was probably just like.. yelling out for help and she was around for some reason. With his friends? Either way, that sucks.
Socrates_fml 0
at least everything was bigger?
xbaybaygirl 0
Yeah ok buddy..i'm sure you were completely oblivious to gettin plastic wrapped to a bed.. and funny your meds were on hand too
cartering 0
1) he never called anyone 2) He's alive and posting so they obviously didn't wrap up his mouth - he probably yelled out and the person who heard him, was in the house, and wasn't in on the prank came to his rescue (or was in the prank and was kindest). That person just happened to be the kindest. Most people don't put locks on bedroom doors in their houses. I know alot of parents that don't even have locks on their bedroom doors. There could have been some sleep over/party type thing going on that enabled this to happen *However, there is the issue of how he could yell if he had a bad reaction because his throat might have swollen up, and its unlikely his friends would have wrapped his naked body. so the story still has some flaws, but definately not the "call on the phone one" that keeps coming up
youreawhore 0
Ahahahaha, that must have been sexy :) #11 for the win. But it must have been painful... hope you're okay now.
Chibi_fml 9
Okay, WTF? People here can be such idiots sometimes! #29 - please to be reading what you just wrote. Plastic is GENERALLY hypoallergenic. That does not mean that somewhere out there, there is absolutely no one who is allergic to it. Newsflash: people can be allergic to anything. If it exists, then there's an excellent chance that somewhere out there, someone is allergic to it. #36 - are you kidding? People who are severely allergic to something, and sometimes even if they're just mildly allergic, will always keep some sort of medication around to help them in case they have a reaction. NOT having their meds could sometimes result in serious injury or death. And to (most) everyone else, he never used the word call, there are lots of reasons why this girl might have come: 1) Maybe his friends called EMS when they saw his reaction, but then took off, and the girl was a rescue worker. 2) Maybe the girl was in the house with him, saw the disturbance, and came to investigate. 3) Maybe he was calling for help and the girl heard him. 4) Maybe the girl was part of the group who plastic wrapped him, but decided to help him out when she saw his reaction. 5) Maybe his FRIENDS called the girl as a final part of the prank and told her to go see him.
blland 0
#39: did someone just take FMyLife.com, something on the internet, seriously?