Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a "cheating whore." I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said, "No, I'm at my man's house." FML
Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
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yojoeletsmakeout 0
at least you didn't tell her to forget about it and get a new one.
RyanRaygun 0
You can probably charge those, too.
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Comments (84)
poo_shoe123 0
thats sucks. but whatever. you didnt know.
pandalovesreggae 0
that's really not your fault! just explain quickly and it might even make her laugh!
RyanRaygun 0
You can probably charge those, too.
kekeshayeshaye 4
Win
yojoeletsmakeout 0
at least you didn't tell her to forget about it and get a new one.
jtm333 0
lol #3 is a win
authorkid 2
yep
Jasper_fml 0
lol.
kitties_fml 12
hahaha
King_of_Kings 3
atleast you didn't say something like "don't be such a baby about it" or something worse.
shani__ 0
Lol, #3! Today, my nana died. I told my friends looking for support but instead he told me to charge my dead Grandmother. My little brother overheard and at the funeral he plugged her coffin into the powerpoint. FML
slipknot262318 0
then it cought on fire and exploded! I am writing from my casket
LAXgurlie28 0
Ha,
Jimboom 12
Lol. Could have been worse. You could have told her to take it back to the shop and ask if they could open it up and take a look.
King_of_Kings 3
#8 yo Jimboom, good one man. i just cant think of anything clever to say today.
vxjazz 0
You're lucky you didn't say anything too offensive;;;
The_Nuke 31
It is forgivable, but still I hate when this kind of misunderstanding happens to me. Mine is usually from hearing loss though...