scratchy
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ghhhhhhh
Dingus
Today, a side effect of my new medicine is uncontrollable itching. To “help”, my boyfriend gave me itching powder. When I got mad, he claimed he thought itching powder was used to combat itching. What? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
joe1234
United States
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
damngotkik
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
brokenarm
Germany
Sigma grindset
Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to "be a man and deal with it." FML
sprainedankle
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
The itch from hell
Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML
Mervin22
Australia
Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
b.fritz
Saint Louis, United States
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Top comments
AkeemKN 1
The only way to reclaim your honor is to kill them.
CabZ_fml 0
b_tch move, put some itching powder on his towel before he/she take a shower.
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Comments (90)
krazy_glu3 0
if your cast is on... how can he put it in it??
krazy_glu3 0
hmm I guess? I've never had a cast. my friends have, but I can't see how the powder could go deep enough to where you can't scratch it
Beebow_fml 5
Once your arm is done swelling, there's usually space near the top you can put stuff down (but not reach down).
iCJ86 0
I had a cast on for 6 weeks from football. It itched enough with just the cast. That sucks.
CityFire 9
I had a cast for ten weeks after a hockey accident they suck enough on there own
Yoyo2002 10
I'm thinking push his arm down pour the powder in then let go of his arm
Yoyo2002 10
I'm thinking push his arm down pour the powder in then let go of his arm
CabZ_fml 0
b_tch move, put some itching powder on his towel before he/she take a shower.
xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0
agreed
therealdavid 0
If she's a girl put a ton of itching powder on her tampons
UnderstoodCat 0
Wow, all this time I thought ichy powder was a cartoon thing. Well now I know.
wendyyyy 0
haha. awesome.
This2Rudy 7
epic win 39, op if ur reading this listen to #39
AkeemKN 1
The only way to reclaim your honor is to kill them.
dielfrag14 0
amen
deadmanp 0
ya that's the reasonable move
Grimmerie 31
cast him off. better yet, break things off. if your friendship is fractured, i'm sorry to say it's soon to be broken right in two. this may come as a shock, but it's quite marrowing how often this happens. osteo-poor you.
AkeemKN 1
How is your parent's basement?
Grimmerie 31
awesome. we have massive tv and a Canucks jersey signed by the entire 2004 team.
AkeemKN 1
how do you feel about sarcastic and asinine replies. you seem quite accustomed to them I see as it's your only defense.
Grimmerie 31
what exactly do i need to defend myself against? i'm glad we're friends. your teasing is so cute.
AkeemKN 1
Your head going through a spike would be cute too.
Grimmerie 31
i don't believe my head would fit through a spike, to be honest.
AkeemKN 1
how's your dad doing?
Grimmerie 31
dead, but thanks for asking.
AkeemKN 1
It was your fault.
Grimmerie 31
of course it was.
allmidnighteyes 11
You two should cut the Perry Cox/Jordan Sullivan-esque flirting and go straight to ripping the other's clothes off already. This is like reading the manuscript of an Animal Planet special. Good lord.
AkeemKN 1
#24 no one is talking to you flaming factor, gtfo.
Grimmerie 31
i'm down! (i think akeem is shy though)
allmidnighteyes 11
But I wanna turn this lovers' tango into a New Order song. LET ME IN, DAMNIT.
AkeemKN 1
I apologize I meant to say ****** not factor. silly auto correct.
Grimmerie 31
akeem, caaaaaalm down dude. it's cool, it's just the internet. also seriously, what's your issue with me? if you don't like my comments you don't have to read them. i'm not forcing you, i promise.
allmidnighteyes 11
But I'm gay for you, Akeem. ;___; WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHEN I SHOW YOU NOTHING BUT LOVE.
Grimmerie 31
we can be gay for each other, dude. i'm a flaming ******, and proud of it!
AkeemKN 1
just the thought of knowing your shit comments graze the smallest of memory on this site angers me to the point to where I must act.
allmidnighteyes 11
We should tag-team Akeem. I'll work my way down his throat with more force than a Facehugger from the Alien movies.
Grimmerie 31
don't feed the trolls. akeem, seriously, if you're actually ANGERED by my comments, i'm concerned.
Grimmerie 31
34: that was one of the most disturbing (read: arousing) things I have ever read. ever.
LemonStarship 5
Thats horrible. Make your cast the hammer and his head the nail.
averageirishman 0
good one...
YtotsDI 0
lol 64 I luv ur pic
takeapieandrun 9
Seriously, I think you should put that cast to good use and beat him over the head.
gintori 0
you should get back at your "friend" !!:)
ThickHead 0
play a few pranks on her :)
Mirorbo 27
I've done quite a few pranks in my time, but I'll never understand those who pull pranks that will leave damaging effects on the victim....
k9obsessed 5
Tomorrow's post by this same OP: "Today, I bitchslapped my 'friend' for yesterday's itching powder incident."