Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I'd planned a DIY 'treat yourself' spa day at home. I put on a face mask and settled to relax in a bubble bath. Just as I was getting out of the tub, I slipped on the wet floor and crashed into the wall, leaving a perfect imprint of the face mask on the tiles. FML
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
Today, in the attempt to have a relaxing self-care evening, I ran a bath, threw in some bath salts then put a face mask on and hopped on in. After about 7 minutes of relaxing, my back started burning, so I got out only to discover the bath salts have given me a rash. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Warning: Relaxing can be hazardous to your health.
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's hard work being gorgeous, isn't it? Well, for some of you. I'm naturally beautiful.
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Comments (18)
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's hard work being gorgeous, isn't it? Well, for some of you. I'm naturally beautiful.
Emma Marshall 19
But other than that it's a good day 😬
BurnInDemonFire 39
Until you find out OP cut himself whilst shaving his balls. I'm going with male because the icon is male.
RichardPencil 32
I’m seeing the female icon. The real FML here would be that she had balls!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Had a male icon when I wrote that comment.
RichardPencil 32
Warning: Relaxing can be hazardous to your health.
Mawseed 4
didn’t i see this story before
Kurliez408 32
Next time try the mask on your hand first, to check for reactions. not sure why exfoliating would chafe your nipples....
TumblrweedPasses 11
Who exfoliates their nipples, or anywhere near that area
manb91uk 22
Well... If you're the kind of person who enjoys pain, that just might have been the most relaxing bath EVAR!!
acmariner99 25
“Relaxing”
carlgrimes47 13
Always test skin care products and makeup on a patch of skin on your inner wrist first to check for reactions. When exfoliating, steer clear of sensitive patches of skin, ie nipples and private parts. But you know better now so I leave with wishes of lick.
TCRII 30
Some things in life really chap my ass. I guess exfoliating would chafe my nipples.