Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML
Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML
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Truthbringer 0
why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.
Fidelis_fml 0
Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...
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i8u4mylunchbreak 0
i dont believe this one. not true. but if it is. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FYL!
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
why would you sleep naked
wewas1991 0
I know the guy that posted this and actually donated plastic wrap to the cause(not knowing what would happen). He yelled for help his arms were wrapped down, the girl he likes responded, hes not allergic to the plastic wrap its something they wash it with so it doesnt stick together and make it impossible to use. he was swollen head to toe and covered in hives when i saw him this morning, we all live in almost like a boarding house situation. His friends got in by picking the lock and now the 2 are going out to dinner on saturday night. and he plans to ask her out officially because i found out she likes him
takeyb0y2 0
I'm guessing the OP lives in a dorm.
tmp_fml 0
On the bright side, if she is willing to take care of you, then maybe she really likes you a lot!
wewas1991 0
Its not a dorm, its hard to explain, we just call it the house
wewas1991 0
also keep in mind you only have 300 characters you can use to post so details are going to be hard to describe
rvn_heart 0
i didn't realize thatpeople could be allergic to plastic. I'm so sorry. That really sucks
Epic_Fail_Sauce 0
You sleep naked? O.o ......
Djc1412 0
solution: sleep with clothes on like most normal people