Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
Today, I stopped at Starbucks to get tea before work and was surprised that there wasn't a line. As I was leaving, the automatic door closed, knocking my tea out of my hand. I headed back in, only to discover a huge line had formed and they made me pay for the replacement that their door spilled. FML
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, I was late for work and got chewed out by my boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee and a cup of tea. My work provides this for free. When I did, my boss told me that in fact it wasn't, nor has it ever been, free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML
Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML
Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML
Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML
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sleepless15_p 0
You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?
Stupidpeople 0
If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!
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sleepless15_p 0
You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?
stephaniepopatia 0
april fools or not thats really ******* rude if i was the manager i would ban you from there
harryman04 0
ydi for being a dumbass
hawxfighter_fml 0
when would starbucks run out of coffee?! I mean, common sense
rusrsbrah 0
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if I was the manager I would have fired the employees for ******* around. idgaf if it's common sense, you're an employee not a 5 year old kid.
Mr_SpaceMonkey 0
Bleeping addicts..
claiiire_fml 17
198- have. Don't correct somebody's grammar if you're going to do it wrong.
Jimi_Rae 15
Several months back my local KFC ran out of chicken on the bone at 7pm. Sounds much the same to me :P
klimpomppp 9
I agree, OP is, officially, a **** nut
shrek1000 12
did you cuss them out?
CatieBabey 0
as soon as I read the 2nd sentence, I realized they were April fooling you. YDI
pinkdaisy 0
jerk.
couchcat 25
Bitch is the word I would use.
alex_vik 1
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Stupidpeople 0
If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!
noscope_ftw 0
have not of, and dude was an arsehole so he def deserved it
BumpkinsBigBash 8
it is illegal to stop servicing a customer
shrek1000 12
no it isn't haven't you read the signs that said "we hold the right to stop serving for any reason"?
AmbrosiaFan 19
actually #270 its not illegal.
AK 2
You're an idiot. Listen to people when they try to explain things.
spankyness 0
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Ur only mistake was listening to the idiots at star bucks I woulda been pissed to if I was in a hurry
Inspired22 11
It just makes me laugh at how the typical American is so addicted to coffee. It's like unplugging an umbilical cord to deny someone their coffee! You must be stressed out. Calm down. There are enough horrible things in life to freak out about without freaking out over every little thing. I swear you are going to lose it if you continue that way!
tymarie2012 31
not all americans are addicted to coffee.. I for one am not. I can't stand that stuff.
BelleBelle_fml 11
Umm, unless your profile is incorrect, you're from Colorado, in the United States of America, making you an American.
jasmine1259 2
He never said he wasn't American, just that the typical one is addicted to it. That's actually pretty accurate.
Alexis2742 31
Lol #212 you say you hate when people post before they think, but that was something pretty stupid you posted
stingray112 24
U do realize that people who are actually "addicted to coffee" which comes from drinking it to much, get headaches and feel like crap if they don't have it yes?
secretish 0
Next time, order something with a shot of arsenic in it.
Personguy01 11
Gees, calm down.
Jcsati8 0
Caffeine withdrawal?