Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML
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Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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marulicko 19
If life was anything like it is in the movies, your doctor would've been cute, single and super into you! Something tells me that that didn't happen though... :( happy Valentine's Day? ^^'
Ieri 31
Well it sure seems like the start of a romantic comedy at least!
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Comments (44)
ariastyles12 25
Was the chocolate good? I hope you feel better!
iLike2Teabag 27
It was probably Purdy good. Hopefully the doctor didn't Snicker at OP.
kmaheynoway 25
I Hershey is feeling better.
mellajella 14
OP's recovery is going to be a rocky road.
UserOfTheMind 24
Hopefully the doctor isn't an airhead. (I tried)
kmaheynoway 25
You're pun is in good taste. We won't be bitter.
MGS428 8
Someone explain to me why this got so many downvotes?
fallencastiel 22
At least you weren't totally alone on Valentine's day!
marulicko 19
If life was anything like it is in the movies, your doctor would've been cute, single and super into you! Something tells me that that didn't happen though... :( happy Valentine's Day? ^^'
Wizardo 34
But then he asked to inspect her poop and everything went downhill from there :(
Ieri 31
Well it sure seems like the start of a romantic comedy at least!
feven 32
Maybe the romantic comedies OP was watching came true in real life. Just imagine lol
Wizardo 34
Nuts... always the getting anaphylactic reaction.
MrConcise 35
I think you could sell your Valentine's Day story as a Seth Rogen flick.
19990231 29
At least you spent it with hot nurses.
stephanyovalle 15
This sounds like the start of a Grey's Anthony episode haha. Hope you feel better OP, and stay away from chocolates!
purelymixed 17
Greys anatomy?
stephanyovalle 15
Autocorrect! Yeah, Greys Anatomy
TomatoGuts 10
How romantic.
jentrynicole 20
Feel better OP!