Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML
Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML
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Top comments
Truthbringer 0
why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.
Fidelis_fml 0
Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...
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Comments (114)
arcangel81 0
this is why you shouldn't sleep naked...
rosiegrewup 0
Fact is, she came and she did that for you. Sounds positive to me.
Empleh 4
Get call on getting the girl you like to help. Now that she has already seen you naked and is still talking to you than you have a chance.
hahah808 0
39: to point #5, that's the exact same scenario i had in mind, so thanks for posting it for me :) come on, people. think about it, it's not as fake as it seems.
buffalosaurus 0
Yeah, I don't understand this. How did the girl you like come if you were wrapped in plastic? I'm guessing if your hands were free, you could have gotten yourself out.
braFTW 0
Well, did she like what she saw? =D
XDNLxtlz99 0
?? Elaborate please?? This whole thing sounds rather sketchy. How did this girl stumble upon you where ever you are?
Superman8_fml 0
lol @ #40
Floridaguy81 0
Well at least now you can say she saw you naked =P
Nessa188 0
this is obviously fake. why would his friends go to his house and wrap in plastic when he's naked? Unless they're homosexual? Also, why would he call the girl he likes to cut him out? Nice try