Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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meow_meow_fml 0
think you should get jackson to cough up some cash
alki_fml 5
report it to the police. that's criminal damage..
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Comments (90)
jorgasm 0
Man, Jackson just sounds smarter and cooler then you. Plus, his car looks better.
nO__namE 0
I lol'd.
SilverBallet 0
That's when you go to Jackson, take his keys, and leave yours on his desk with a note that says, "Apparently, I've been driving the wrong car. Yours is the one with your name on it."
Mustloveinsanity 0
I hope you called the police.
DuchessAngel37 0
Hahaha #43! Why do people assume that when you post stuff like this here, that you didn't already report it?
emo121 0
well, at least u got it covered
Zooma_fml 0
Is the guy who left the note GAY? Cause he wants to **** a guy, but he doesnt want Jackson to **** him. You all are idiots, you deserve this one because you work with idiots like this. You should be quite aware of your work environment, and stay away from co-workers who partake in events like this. It's only a matter of time before this happens. If I were you, I'd calmly tell the boss, report this to the police, and **** up Jacksons car cause hes an idiot.
silvermoonstar3 3
@47: WTH! "You all are idiots, you deserve this one because you work with idiots like this." yeah.. he's an idiot for getting a job so he can have a place to live and have food to eat... Stupid people work most places, and even smart co-workers can have a stupid ex or 2. Sometimes, you can't just magically get any job you want, so you take the job you can get that pays the bills. Tyler didn't say he worked some low job with highschoolers, and even if he is, he's smart for HAVING a job rather than being homeless and starving to death on the streets. @ whoever said it must be some mad chick who got a guy to do it: Why don't you think a girl can physically trash a car? It's not that hard and it's pretty sexist to think we can't do something like that. Also, it might not be Jackson's ex-girlfriend or anything. Maybe Jackson owes someone money. You SHOULD just tell the boss, talk with Jackson, and tell the police. Jackson is NOT responsible unless he knew someone was after his car and pointed at your car and said "That's my car" to make them go after your car. If Jackson's a good person and can afford it, he should fork up some money, but that's a moral thing, not a legal thing. Don't mess up other people's cars in retaliation, you'll probably just get in trouble.
Triggir_Hap_E 0
How the hell can ANYONE DESERVE to have their car vandalized at all in the first place much less when the intended target was your co-worker's? I really can't believe the assholes that clicked you deserved that on on this FML...
maddog_fml 0
#23 Ooops. Yep, your right! But i still think Jackson fuckedup the car.