Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML
Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
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Top comments
dino_witha_cape 0
take all of his tires off of his car somehow, and leave a note saying "at least i'm not a dick"
JBiz_fml 0
I need to hear the whole story to vote ,
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Comments (110)
rarelight 0
Aw that sucks :(
random_user 0
aww, that sucks. what a jerk.
T9FTW 20
At least it didn't read "Your a bitch - John"
dino_witha_cape 0
take all of his tires off of his car somehow, and leave a note saying "at least i'm not a dick"
MrNewOrleans 0
that is smart... sir I think u won
alex_vik 1
Well if he stole your tire you must be a bitch.
jennaboo 0
you'll find a way to get him back. just remember, karma is a bitch
toqwert 0
So, karma is her in this case?
JBiz_fml 0
I need to hear the whole story to vote ,
LunaaBluee 27
I don't think it matters. Either way that's an extremely immature thing to do to someone no matter the circumstance.
Thebestinclass 16
What if she cheated on him with his dad and brother and stole all of his money?
BigLord 0
Hmm I'm with #6 on this one. Maybe you FuckedHL earlier?
Scribble 0
maybe you should be honest and tell us why he think you are a bitch. who know you could have cheated on him with hundreds of other guys, and if so, you definitely deserved it. seriously if the guy had guts to write his name and tell you are a bitch, then you must have done something wrong.
sulitak 27
or the guy assumed she may have moved on and had a few short relationships before the tire blew out.
ScottyD620 0
Well you are a bitch.
minimoose_fml 1
yeah i have a feeling you deserved this one. HAHAHAHAH good move on his part.