Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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meow_meow_fml 0
think you should get jackson to cough up some cash
alki_fml 5
report it to the police. that's criminal damage..
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Comments (90)
dcapp 0
THAT SUCKS! :(
Heatstreak 0
what #1 said and then insurance lol
KiyatsuFox 0
Yikes, get the police and have a nice, long talk with Jackson.
Sa_Ku 0
Agree with #1.
Anonymus101 4
That is so jacked up, if you've called the police there is not much else to be done, thou you could waterboard Jackson until he gives up the names.
uhnonnuhmus 0
Haha, #43 has it right! :D
peazeful 0
WOW, that is a FYL~
regwasalu 0
wow... that just sucks hope everythin worked out for you in the end
emptyego 0
lmao I agree with #18. And lol @ 32. Seriously, I wouldn't even care if it wasn't him who did the actual damage. It all happened because of him and whatever he did to piss that person off, so *technically* it's his fault all around as he's the center of all the drama. He should pay for the damages--and willingly. People don't go around scratching up cars with personal messages for no reason. He shouldn't be pissing people off.
heyheyhey3 0
ahh haha. #39 and #40 :P annnd #43. good stuff. hmm. just ask jackson who it is, he must be pissed to. that could have been HIS car. and of course the police, and everything else.. yadda yadda.