Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was from my elderly disabled neighbors thanking me for cleaning off their snow covered car, since about 6 inches came down. It was from them, only it said I owed them for damages to their car. Damages that were already there. FML
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Sagar Nair 12
Well you better tell Cindy that her lover better pay for them damages.
RichardPencil 32
Sell Cindy your car. For your next car, get personalized plates that say "NOTCINDY" Glad I could help!
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Sagar Nair 12
Well you better tell Cindy that her lover better pay for them damages.
RichardPencil 32
Sell Cindy your car. For your next car, get personalized plates that say "NOTCINDY" Glad I could help!
sassypenguinxox 15
I’m pretty sure the person purposely used nearby property that Cindy would see to write the note so that her stuff remained undamaged and she can actually appreciate it instead of being mad about it. Like writing graffiti on someone else’s building. So a NotCindy license plate would just give him ammo to carve “No shit you’re not Cindy, not using her stuff was the idea”
joshworden90 2
hope you got insurance
bl3ur0z3 17
Somebody loves Cindy so much they'll destroy her car? Be glad you're not Cindy.
slowhandjp 18
What does Cindy mean in this case? Would anyone tell me?
Sagar Nair 12
Cindy is not a what, its a she. She’s OP’s neighbor.
bl3ur0z3 17
Somebody loves Cindy so much they'll destroy her car? Be glad you're not Cindy.
WistayShlaio82 13
I hope Cindy will pay for the damages since it was, after a matter of speaking, her fault that your car was damaged.
WistayShlaio82 13
I hope Cindy will find out that she has bad taste in people soon. Otherwise her future neighbors will constantly be wary of her.
Cheryl Brown 4
I do hope you called the police and had them speak with Cindy to see if she has any clue who the culprit is.