Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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Top comments
AnOriginalName 19
"I'm just writing this because someone saw and I want to make it look like I'm giving you my details. Have fun with repairs!"
singer0421 32
Classic "pretend to write a note so I'm not suspicious" move. People will do anything to get out of trouble. Sorry, OP.
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Comments (54)
NebulaNick 12
Sorry OP that really sucks, hopefully karma will get them back for you
kipperin 18
Maybe you can check if there were security camera and ask the supermarket manager for the footage.
capnbzarr 43
Bingo. Even if you can't spot the cameras, most supermarkets do have cameras recording the parking lot.
singer0421 32
Classic "pretend to write a note so I'm not suspicious" move. People will do anything to get out of trouble. Sorry, OP.
AnOriginalName 19
"I'm just writing this because someone saw and I want to make it look like I'm giving you my details. Have fun with repairs!"
cassieoco 9
Some people are real jerks. Im sorry OP
RobinGoodfellow 47
People are awful.
Sterling_1s 8
What a waste of good ink and paper.
joe3_fml 15
what a gentleman.
_kyleG_ 34
It's expensive to fix a serious ding, but your integrity should be worth it
Darkblade21 20
What does his integrity have to do with any of this?
VeganVampyre 27
Not OP's integrity, the integrity of the jerk who wouldn't own up to hitting someone's car. #9 is saying the person who hit OP's car should have had the integrity to pay for the damage even though it might be really expensive. And I agree, I don't know why they got thumbed down for that.
JayGatsby 25
#20, I think the reason he was thumbed down was because the way his comment was phrased made it sounds like he was talking about OP's integrity.
rhcpgurl 18
Go to the management of whatever parking lot it was at ( I'm hoping a place of business). Ask for the tapes and file a police report because that was technically a hit and run. Keep the note as proof. If there are no cameras then FYL man
kaotic_angel88 24
it depends. sometimes police wont do anything due to it being private property. I know the same thing.happened to my ex, and police couldnt do anything about it, even with the guys license plate.
rhcpgurl 18
Very true. But i hope for OPs sake something can be done you know?
VeganVampyre 27
Where I live, anything that happens in any parking lot is automatically considered equal fault and everyone involved has to pay their own damages, because no one technically has the right of way in a parking lot. So even if someone hits your parked car while you're not even there, it's officially considered half your fault and they wouldn't have to pay to fix it for you. I don't what the rules are where OP lives though, hopefully something can be done!
soulreaper12296 28
#21, wtf kind of rule is that? So pretty much they're like "Even though you were legally parked there and parked correctly, because of our rule, it's partially your fault your car got it.
thatguynamedsky 32
my friend had to attend a driving class and in it he said they basically told you that everything is your fault no matter when when where how and why
MrsKilown 20
Tis the season for cheap people, and hit n runs!