Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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meow_meow_fml 0
think you should get jackson to cough up some cash
alki_fml 5
report it to the police. that's criminal damage..
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HomeBurger 0
I agree with all the people saying whoever's angry at jackson owes you a substantial amount of money.
sunshyne84_fml 0
dumbest criminals?
captainkeyes 0
17, i think you need to read the original post again, tyler is the victim, not the vandal. OP, do you and jackson have similar cars or something? if not, that would make me raise some extra red flags.
polico_wolf 0
he was saying that jackson pretended it was someone else.
roachspray 0
That's an "immediately call the police" situation and one which you follow up with the place you work. Someone deserves to be fired (if it's another co-worker), pay for your car to be repaired and probably to pay with a night or two in jail, probation and court-mandated counseling. Then, they can come on fmylife and post "This guy Jackson was ******* with me, so I keyed a random guy's car thinking it was Jackson's, slashed his tires, and left a note on his car that eventually led police to me. Now I've been to jail, owe damages to Tyler, and have to see a probation officer every week until my therapist says I'm not a total douchebag any more. fml"
fillmyheart028 0
i'd be pissed. grr
DinoJR 0
Heres what you should be doing instead of posting on this site. (not that im glad you did, because you made my day). 1) Go find ot who ****** up your car 2) Go **** is shit up 3) Go **** up this Jackson dudes shit up 4) get reimbursed for all the sht you lost
Hubblebubble 0
god i hope you dont have to pay for that! either jackson or the person who did that to your car should
AlienMind 0
This sounds like the "woman scorned" thing. She probably got one of her male friends to do the actual damge though. Totally sucks regardless. FYL indeed...
mrlandlord 0
I would have Jackson pretend that it was his car, then confront the guy / girl that he thinks did this in front of you or others, make a scene and hopefully the perpetrator takes credit.
ohthehorror 1
jackson better cough it up!