Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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meow_meow_fml 0
think you should get jackson to cough up some cash
alki_fml 5
report it to the police. that's criminal damage..
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Comments (90)
meow_meow_fml 0
think you should get jackson to cough up some cash
aimzskee 30
I agree. This shouldn't be your problem.
UltimateIdiot911 0
I don't know how in any way you deserved that. But yeah, maybe you can get a security footage of who trashed your car.
alki_fml 5
report it to the police. that's criminal damage..
btopishere 1
Jackson owes you his next paycheck. End of transaction.
Aethren 0
Lies this was on Judge Judy a couple days ago.
Jimboom 12
Report to police along with the note. And tell Jackson to pay for the damages. Or if you just want petty revenge then speak with Jackson and find out who this person is and do worse back to them. If you can find out where they live board their front door up with plywood (if there is some space between frame and door that is), cut a small hole near the top and then fill with quick drying cement. Or orange juice the interior of the offending persons car. Or just subscribe them to millions of **** and spam.
imthatguythatdid 0
damn dude thts badass and I would wanna get on ur badside!
Kazze 31
Or, do what my friend did to her ex, and periodically steal their front door. Completely randomly, once every few months, just take the front door off its hinges, and leave with it. Those things aren't cheap. Also, just imagine coming home from work one day and finding your front door just missing.
bellsy 0
#5 are you serious?
izzybell21 16
What did #5 say?
Mikeymikey 4
mmh... funny thing to tell insurance guys when they ask u the reason for the damage.. lol
beyondperception 0
Ouch, sorry. Definitely FYL
Kat_MS 0
Ouch. But its not Jackson's fault...its the moron who trashed the car. Try to find out who it could be and report it.
jordan19646774 2
Probably an angry ex gf..