Today, my fish's tank was all green and nasty, but I had no time to clean it because I woke up late, so the job was left to my mom. When I came back, the water level seemed high, and the fish looked a little strange, so I asked my mom what she did. She said "I cleaned the tank with chlorine!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, my mom is on vacation and I’m taking care of her pets. I also get to clean the entire house. No, she didn’t ask me to do that. It’s just that I had to hold my breath every time I opened the fridge, and there is no surface clean enough to actually touch, so I simply couldn’t help myself. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
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Top comments
z_vet 0
Ouch. I am sorry, but your mom is just plain stupid.
amberdenise 0
aww poor fishie
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z_vet 0
Ouch. I am sorry, but your mom is just plain stupid.
z3r0nline 0
yea dude is ur mum like a retard??
Bloodberry 0
granted that the mom has failed, but don't you think that op deserves it? he starts off by saying how green and nasty the fish tank was, meaning that he hasn't cleaned the tank for a while... he's got to take some reaponsability
amberdenise 0
aww poor fishie
Spider_fml 9
Djees who could actually be that stupid... So tomorrow morning when setting the table, you put a glass of chlorine next to her milk and see if the problem becomes clear to her before it's her own intestines getting bleached. (Do stop her in time in case she actually doesn't know though...)
silvervolt7 0
Spider, if she's actually stupid enough to clean a tank with chlorine, I'm sure she's stupid enough to confuse water with chlorine.
angiemarie96 25
Amanda Todd?
goshkoganwtf 0
Thats really funny LMFAO. Your mother is a dumbass. no offence, my mom would do the exact same thing. What happend when you told her that she killed your fish?
KissMeKate1234 0
Oh my godddddd!!!! I would kill someone if they destroyed my fish tank like that! Please tell me they weren't crazy expensive fish.
skummyartkid 0
i never liked fish anyways so..
Raidriar 14
Nobody gives a ****. Just because you dislike a species does not mean they deserve to die. Bet you think genocide is okay too.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Hitler in disguise?
csigabajnok 0
Next time your mom wants to brush teeth hand her the chlorine bottle and see how she likes the taste! ;)
Jimboom 12
Dumbass. Though we once had to do that ona slightly bigger scale. When there was a drought in my hometown we put some fish caught from the local pond that dried up into our pool as it was left to go green seeing how we could not fill it up properly. When the drought broke and we could again refill the pool we tried to catch the fish but they didn't want out. So we dumped 2 cups of chlorine into the pool. Was kinda funny to watch all the fish just plop up to the top of the water one by one. Amazingly one fish survived about half an hour before it too went belly up.
coolster56 0
you have some serious problems
randomreader2315 4
Why don't you just go and lock yourself in a room full of chlorine gas?
dubbadee123 5
cool story bro (I really mean it)
bacon_lover100 11
Please, I mean really, go burn in hell.
suyci 0
hahahahha xD!
woody_fml 0
YDI OP, should have taken better care of your fish tank in the first place.