Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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lenamartinovic 13
That is terrible! If I were you, I'd call the police. That's what you get for being ethical. );
Jeffo193 13
I really hope you managed to keep a record of their number plate OP, that really really sucks and you do not deserve it at all :-(
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Comments (114)
lenamartinovic 13
That is terrible! If I were you, I'd call the police. That's what you get for being ethical. );
ShyAnn29 15
That person must have very bad anger issues! You did the right thing OP.
cloudygirl5 16
Awwwwwww that sucks! You seem so nice
nishantvas 13
yeah, so much for being nice. Call the cops on his ass. that'll teach him
PuggieKid 22
People like you make me think 'faith in humanity restored' but people like them make me feel 'nvm'
niallo 23
I'm just glad that they weren't there when you hit them. God only knows what they would have done to You if they were.
Jeffo193 13
I really hope you managed to keep a record of their number plate OP, that really really sucks and you do not deserve it at all :-(
AngrySailor 17
That would have been wise even if op's car hadn't been vandalized. The other driver may not have had insurance. I'm not sure how the law works in op's state, but it's illegal to not have coverage where I am. Hindsight can be a real bitch.
LunaaBluee 27
No one deserves that. I can't believe people can be that cruel. I'm actually scared something similar to op's case will ever happen to me
beanybabe 13
How incredibly rude! If they try to claim against them though you can claim against them once you have their insurance details, TAKE THEM DOWN
alfred07 18
Call the police.
KawaiiCupcake 14
THIS taught me that if something like this happens to me... I'll just move the car instead!
Theclarksondales 8
Time to find them and make them pay in more than one way.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Oh...you meant pay for dinner as well. Got it.
coried91 28
I'm wondering how much damage was done to their car to get them that worked up about it. Either way that's a really messed up move. Call the cops and let them deal with the situation.
ShyAnn29 15
Some people just don't deal with anger very well.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Some people flip out over relatively trivial stuff like a scratch in the paint or a broken taillight.
VampireBiter 7
Personally I would've left a note as well but instead listing my phone number. Alto ugh this really sucks, you did the right thing op.
AurumPotestasEst 16
They could have used the phone number to find where he lives and torch his house.
thisismyrifle 2
not really unless its a land line, cell phones don't trace out unless u have phone company access, and even then when they triangulate the signal it only gives u a few block radius not a pinpoint location, unless u tap the GPS chip all phones have
tllom 11
Not Okay! I suggest you get the cops involved, hope it goes well! ^_^
sexyboi1985 27
Well, the world teaches u to be an asshole next time !
Pro_Nothing 9
So, next time OP accidentally dents the neighboring car, he breaks their windshield, slashes their tires, and spray paints on the hood?
abukaramel 10
Are you serious? This guy obviously has some anger problems. You need to call the police on this jerk,