Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Stable genius
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Never enough
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New deal
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Never enough
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Short nap
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
No good deed…
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
Paid $100 for chores? Holy crap, that's about $100 more than most people get for doing chores at all. She sounds extremely spoiled.
Ramanella 26
That's is a greedy girlfriend and you shouldn't be with someone who is selfish. Either talk to her or distance yourself from her. Oh, and don't give her your money.
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Ramanella 26
That's is a greedy girlfriend and you shouldn't be with someone who is selfish. Either talk to her or distance yourself from her. Oh, and don't give her your money.
MelTheGreat 23
I ain't sayin' she a golddigger. Oh, wait. Yes, I am.
TheCaramelKing 11
My plan was to employ a rhetorical device in which I claimed that she wasn't a gold-digger and then made a statement which proved that the opposite was true. However I couldn't think of one that was clever.
DixieNormous007 4
$100!? what were you doing, shingeling the roof?
cheezball63 8
She sounds like a golddigger
michael666 7
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aligater10 7
Indeed.. A selfish money grubbing woman, loose her! You've been warned!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I love the song "Fat Girl" by Steel Panther. Thar she blows!
miss_mercy 15
Not a gold-digger, just selfish.
Ian7890 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ya if anything I would say the guy is the gold digger, 100 bucks each just for chores...
Zimmington 21
51- He's a golddigger for accepting money for his work? okay.
SuperDanielNL 23
Nah, more like a bratty child, is she 7?
Thunderstruck14 30
Neither is a gold digger for getting $100. The parents chose that amount. They're either being very generous, or spoiling their kid. Both are possible, we just don't know the full story.
Ian7890 23
52 I'm not saying he's a gold digger for accepting the money he worked for, I'm saying that his girlfriends family seems pretty wealthy giving out $100 each.
raeepressley 12
How is that being a gold digger? He got paid for doing work. It's the girlfriend who's being a bitch about it!
HowieDoIt 21
Paid $100 for chores? Holy crap, that's about $100 more than most people get for doing chores at all. She sounds extremely spoiled.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Exactly! Every fall I help my buddy with cutting trees down and splitting the wood for his wood stove. His mom'll give me like 20 bucks max to help do it. That's 4 hours a day for 3 days. I don't help him just for the money, that's just what friends should do. If you don't want to do any more "chores" OP, let me know and I'll do em for that amount of cash. ****, I'll quit my job for it! That's a ridiculous amount of cash for something so petty.
cooney7 3
Agreed! Chores are your way of chipping in, helping each other and keeping the place you live in tidy. Why the hell would she get paid $100, it would have been $200 normally. I'm a kid right now, 14, and I do most of the chores around the house because I know that I'd want someone to do that for me. When I was younger I got paid 10p, as an incentive because at that age you'd do anything for that, I thought you were meant to grow up as you got older and learn to care and help others. I hate when people say this generation is bad, but there sure as hell is a lot of things to prove it. Throwing a tantrum at whatever age she is, tell her to grow the frick up and get on with life. It'd be great to see her at a job when a co-worker asks her for help... "Your weeks wages or I won't help you tidy up, deal?" "How about no..." *Throws tantrum*
Dswank620 18
Damn, $100 for chores, holy shit I get paid nothing, she's so spoiled
Zebediabolical 45
Generally when I help a friend with chores I don't expect anything more than a case of beer and a pizza afterwards. The pizza is negotiable if his/her mom's gonna cook for us.
Zimmington 21
I've helped plenty friends move the most I usually get is a meal.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Ah, helping friends move.. That's going to happen to everyone at some point haha. I've helped the same girl move 5 times in the past 3 years. But helping someone move and cutting enough wood to last a winter are way different. Anyone who has a wood stove knows how much time and effort you gotta put into them bitches. My buddy and I usually have some fun doing it though. I'm lucky I have electric heat, because I guarantee I'd hate having to cut, split, and stack wood for years and years. He's always there when I need help though, so I always help him when I feel I should.
Zimmington 21
I can't feel your pain that must be hard man. I'm from the south it doesn't usually get cold enough here for that. The closest I've gotten was raking leaves in 30 deegree weather back when I spent Winter at my older cousins house in Arkansas. I got $50 & pizza for that though.
JoeGrant 12
Sounds like dating her is a chore too.
sisco2901 20
Her mum obviously knew what she was actually paying OP for...
CammyGal 26
If she wants all the money, she can do all the work. She sounds pretty immature to be throwing a fit over something like that, though.
weveevee 3
You know she might have wanted the money to use to spend on her boyfriend and told her mom this.... That or she's a bitch.
Qwermy 16
guys need to get paid too. It's how they can afford to have a girlfriend.
MichellinMan 20
How old is she? Four?
tinyrosie 21
Four and a half.
speckledots 29
My four year old doesn't even act like that.
mac8080 7
U should leave him
Mauskau 36
Her*
Pwn17 25
I'm not sure, but last I checked, girlfriends were girls.
Zimmington 21
9- was this comment supposed to be on the FML above this one? If so still a piss poor comment but it'd make more sense there.
jdeezy01 13
You are dating a chore *****
lolalola47l 8
well at least it was over money instead of something else..