Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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meow_meow_fml 0
think you should get jackson to cough up some cash
alki_fml 5
report it to the police. that's criminal damage..
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u2fanatic2012 0
Good idea, #29...#6 is pretty good, too. It's not Jackson's fault...but maybe you could use him to weed out the person.
MJC84 0
Theres only one option here. Destroy Jackson.
NyCSal 0
I think they thought it was Samuel L. Jackson's car, everyone hates him. perfectly understandable...
Ole_Stinker 0
Why should Jackson have to pay for this? There is no way that he could have foreseen whatever jerk thing he did causing damage to your car. If you tried to get a court to make him pay, you would loose. Call the police, and get Jackson to name some names.
AlexJakubsen1 0
hahahahahahahahahah you poor bastard
skyblitzer 0
1 thing to do in this case... DONT **** WITH TYLER!!
skyblitzer 0
1 thing to do in this case... DONT **** WITH TYLER!! hahahaaaaa but seriously, report to police, also you'll prob find out who it is through Tyler, it its ur co worker, u can prob talk to him before you tell Jackson or the Police, he'll prob think he ****** it up and pay you, just tell him, PAY FOR MY GODDAMN CAR, OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE. after he pays you, tell jackson, your whole company, and report to police as well.
skyblitzer 0
nasha_kruz 0
why do people consistently **** with other people's property, it's childish. It's so much easier to just walk up and punch someone in the face. At least you will get a laugh out of that one.
itsamelia 0
I can totally see this girl submitting: "Today I went to my boyfriend Jackson's work and ****** up his car because he cheated on me/broke up with me/etc. I scratched the doors and slashed the tires. Turns out it wasn't Jackson's car. FML. hahaah (: