Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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meow_meow_fml 0
think you should get jackson to cough up some cash
alki_fml 5
report it to the police. that's criminal damage..
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Comments (90)
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Tell Jackson, and the popo. On the bright side, you know who Jackson is so you can ask him who it could have been. If you had no idea who Jackson was you'd be ******.
ohhboyy 0
who the hell would vote for ydi?
bitchplease69_fml 0
******* Jackson! You guys seen The Slums of Beverly Hills? LOL.
Mattyknows 0
I think you've learnt you lesson Don't **** with him, Tyler. #6 The quick dry cement through the hole . . . that is one of the most ******* genius ideas I've ever heard. I might just do that to everyone I hate. Thanks "jimboom". Oh and OP . . . FYL.
Dude_fml 0
Thats actually a good way to screw a random dude over. Scratch the car, leave a message with "**** you Jackson, Don't **** with me", then hope the dude knows a Jackson.
Checkitawwt 0
Wow that girl is psycho. I would never be that crazy. I'm surprised she didn't know it was Jackson's car, unless you guys have the same exact one. But still, she should've known. And yeah, who voted YDI? Losers.
maddog_fml 0
I think your "nice" co-worker Jackson did this. I think he hates you soo much because you did something to him the past. Who's Tyler? Tyler Durden? I think your co-worker is ****** up in the head. Think, why would this Tyler damage your car? Do you and Jackson got the same car or what? What are you waiting for? Kick his ass!
pokipoki 0
go do the same thing to Jason's car and write ""**** you, Jackson. Don't let your fuckee **** with me."
latuka 0
lol #18. wow #6 id hate to get on your bad side. dude that sucks ballz. i guess do whatever everyone else has been sayin.
morgan2420 0
SoOoO what the hell did Jackson do?