Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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meow_meow_fml 0
think you should get jackson to cough up some cash
alki_fml 5
report it to the police. that's criminal damage..
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Comments (90)
Skimbap 0
Today, I got ****** over by my boyfriend. So in a fit of feministic rage I went and slashed all of his tires, scratched all his car doors and left him a note not to **** with me. Turns out it was his friends car, fml.
nesfia 0
People should honestly do a little research before they lash out like that...
auntgela 0
Make him pay for the damages!!
newburton13 26
Sue his ass and make him pay for it!
djmgaff 6
Maybe you read it wrong, maybe jackson did it and was saying "**** you, jackson.". Like from jackson
Pwuj 6
Well go find Jackson's car and do the same and leave a note on his car saying **** you, and name a new coworker.. It should be fun
kaynorr 9
Maybe it was Jackson who did it and signed his name so you would know to quite parking in his spot.
RabidRabi 2
Sorry to hear that, next time that happens just take Jackson's car keys...
happyfingers 15
Might I suggest Jackson pay for the damage?
n00b4liciou5 10
This FML didn't make me laugh. What did make me laugh is the sheer massive amount of YLSs over YDIs.