Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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glitterysnails 7
lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo
dudeitsdanny 10
I hope you know that half of his friends, some of your friends, and maybe even some relatives have seen it by now, if you're really hot. And those ten minutes of silence probably mean he was jerking off to the picture. You deserve it a little for sending it.. But mostly FYL for not knowing he's probably a dick. I'm serious about the first part, though.. Someone close to me still gets recognized from her ex posting/sending pics of her naked.. And it's been over a year.
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Comments (194)
klong91 7
YDI it's obvious that most guys who ask for those kinds of pictures aren't looking for anything serious.
Mikemann1522 0
he was Beaton his meat!!
Freeze_fml 17
You are an idiot.
chall16thvet 0
Umm I wanna see. Can I see? Send me the pic I promise ill write back.
aliaskis 3
Well that is creepy. You make me want to not even have a picture up. Creeper.
FallinngForYoux3 6
^clever.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm curious as to what you thought would happen. Did he already know what you look like? If so, did you think the sexy pic was necessary to convince him to be in a relationship with you? Does that sound logical? You didn't require a sexy pic to know you liked him. If he didn't know what you look like, then I would guess you don't know him well enough to send him sexy pics that you obviously attach importance to. Seriously, what did you think would happen? I hope you weren't in too compromising a position and that this bloke is not the type to sharethe pics. Be aware that what you put out in public lives there forever. You could be judged harshly when you are applying for a job 10 years from now and Google comes up with sexy pics.
LilaBear 2
you sent a photo of yourself half-naked to a guy you're not even dating?? Have some self-respect. And don't anybody bring up the bikini argument, I would say the same to girls who parade around the beach flashing that much of themselves too.
chorizo123 0
hey dr.shotts
Judus_beej 0
he's busy playing with his boner. give the guy some privacy.
saint_jimmy 0
Holy crap you're dumb.