Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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Top comments
glitterysnails 7
lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo
dudeitsdanny 10
I hope you know that half of his friends, some of your friends, and maybe even some relatives have seen it by now, if you're really hot. And those ten minutes of silence probably mean he was jerking off to the picture. You deserve it a little for sending it.. But mostly FYL for not knowing he's probably a dick. I'm serious about the first part, though.. Someone close to me still gets recognized from her ex posting/sending pics of her naked.. And it's been over a year.
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Comments (194)
jagd 0
what was he doing during those 10 minutes
giantsfan2010 23
you know...
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
playing Mario of course!
jagd 0
HE WAS WATCHING HIS NEW PIC
FFML_314 12
Maybe you should have clarified that you were, infact, a man.
IWABO2_ 0
*cough* what a ******* hore (or however you spell it)*cough*
Rei_Ayanami 18
It's *****, and you are correct.
Jizwold 0
silly freshman
missybopoo 1
freshman
chelle_starlight 0
well, what did you expect op?...
xFalzz 0
You aren't even in a relationship with the guy and you sent him a sexy pic? YDI for being so easy.
FarSide 23
I agree. And that relationship should have been marriage.
TheRealEllieSan 9
Prudes like you ruin almost all forums, chats, and everything else they manage to get their way into, please just gtfo the Internet.
lulzaroonie 0
you do kinda deserve it since guys only ever ask for pictures of what they know they cant get otherwise. sorry
juliaannw 11
My mommy didn't love me, and I have self confidence issues which I can only address by being a total ******* bitch to complete strangers. Please forgive me for being a drain on humanities resources and offering nothing decent in return. It's not my fault, I had a bad childhood and wah wah wah etc. What I'm trying to say is that I'm a waste of space.
lulzaroonie 0
that's lovely, I'm sorry you've had such a terrible life ;)
alex1432 9
wow if you do that to try to get a guy to like you, I'd love to see what you do to get a guy to marry you.
unidentified_sta 5
Headfirst
delmar93 0
Anal. or save that for a diamond tennis bracelet
DEXter501 0
He was obviously checking to see if you were worth getting into a serious relationship with. And obviously, you failed.
Peacemaker9 7
same here I agree. op that was just sad
aastha12003 0
is it all over the internet now??
aback 5
Yeah! I've seen it!