Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
SphereMaiden
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Girlygal32
United States
Contagion
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
k……
United States
Hot and heavy
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Top comments
nataleeeuh 0
If he wants to be manly, he should listen to the guy on the Old Spice commercials. Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. SWAN DIVE.
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
He takes advice from Larry the cable guy doesn't he?
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Comments (53)
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
He takes advice from Larry the cable guy doesn't he?
unidentified_sta 5
Unless OP spends all her time under him for whatever reason or lives with him it is probably his family that really ought to complain.
cameycamcam 7
BO is ok, just squeeze your armpit really tight, and noone will smell it.....
LolAtYourFail 12
my little cable boy!
abbeymcnally 0
But who wants to have sex with someone who stinks? Real turn on.
Djosef_fml 0
If he takes a shower a day and yet still smells ''manly'', he needs deodorant. Your boyfriend will probably figure it out when you, his family, coworkers and friends tell him he smells bad. I hate deodorant too, but I would wear some if I smelled bad.
alex1502 0
i know someone just like that.. i dont like it either
angeluv_2014 22
oh my gosh... Leah?
lisaaaar 0
It would seem that you're in a stinky situation here :O.
afroninjashuffle 0
very nice what u did there! and bad ass picture btw.
Micayla 12
I like your hair btw. :o
KVloveBC 0
I like your shirt btw.
Hannerzzz 0
I like your ironing board on the right of your photo, btw.
Orexym 1
I like the cherry on your cupcake btw.
btnhdude 0
I like that u and I don't have a pic btw
sexybacon 0
i like your hypocricy btw
chuchurocket 4
I like your friction bacon btw
blaine72 0
learn to love his man stank
olive47_fml 0
lol those silly Polish
marmlr339 14
FYL! Threaten to dump him. that's disgusting
Quyzl 0
Threatening is for pansies. Actually break up with him.
marmlr339 14
Yea but the threat might make him wear deodorant again. Then breaking up would be unnecessary
Rei_Ayanami 18
It's actually scientifically proven that after around 30min of the scent of male perspiration that most women are relieved of stress, and some become aroused.
Pawned71 0
yeah i heard that too
nataleeeuh 0
If he wants to be manly, he should listen to the guy on the Old Spice commercials. Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. SWAN DIVE.
Micayla 12
I love those comercials! I'm riding a horse.
Djosef_fml 0
Oh please, the recent advertisements for ''men'' hygene products just throw in a few ''manly'' adjectives trying to hide the rest of the words that no man was to use in a conversation about his hygene just 5 years ago. It's almost cute how they try to bypass that social taboo, yet still maintain that curious and useless men vs woman distinction in shampoo and soap.
FFML_314 12
He's lying in order to avoid hurting your feelings. He doesn't want to tell you that the smell of his BO, hides the smell of your...OK, even I can't finish this sentence.
DocBastard 40
...hides the smell of your flower garden?
DocBastard 40
Chaos, please. You know me better than that. I know a joke when I see one, you misogynistic man-*****. *evil grin*
Crazyclomp 0
Reward him if he keep using it!!
chelle_starlight 0
nice...haha...manly man ftw...it never hurts to drop hints though op...give him deodorant for x-mas...
DudeImBetter 0
why do you even need deodorant in Canada at this time of the year.