Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally spoiled the ending of a movie for a group of friends who hadn’t seen it yet. In an attempt to apologize, I blurted out, "At least I didn’t tell you the twist!" They didn't even know that there was a twist. FML
Today, I went to the movies and accidentally walked into the wrong theater. I sat through an entire horror film, thinking it was supposed to be a rom-com. I kept waiting for the romantic twist. It never came. Satanic haunted dolls or whatever they were did, though. FML
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I tried explaining a movie plot to a group of friends, only for them to inform me I had described three completely different movies. One said my version actually sounded better. Another asked if I’d hit my head recently. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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talun 10
Why didn't you shut them up?
nikkibeez 0
ugh I can't stand people that do that. having the ending ruined to any movie/book is the worst!
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Comments (100)
Micayla 12
So was it a good movie?
shaneac 0
He dies in the end.
Jg2020 0
well basically if it was Harry potter then you knew the ending already. or you didn't read the book which means you shouldn't even be seeing the movie.
Jg2020 0
also 19 I know what xanth is that is amazing. and so is daft punk
Bobissmall 13
if it was harrypotter and you've not read the book, you don't go while its busy, and then you dont sit anywhere near anyone.
rallets 23
you stayed the whole 10min?
FarSide 23
Well then. I guess a FYL is in order.
talun 10
Why didn't you shut them up?
Bees_fml 0
Obviously he didn't know they were giving the ending away, until it was too late. I've seen movie previews that have done that, and then I went and saw the movie, not realizing the ending was what I already saw in the preview. Very aggravating.
talun 10
Yeah, but if he didn't want spoilers, he could have chose not to listen in that 10 minutes.
Mikki4321 0
There's a difference between just giving away a little bit, or ruining a complete movie by telling how it ends. I don't mind the first part, but I hate people who do the last thing.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Or he could've just changed seats...YDI op.
Bees_fml 0
#30: he's not a time traveler
Kua_Mei 0
Why would s/he need to be a time traveler to stand up, walk to another part of the theater, and sit down? It's not like it's assigned seating or something.
talun 10
OP already knows the ending, so it makes no difference changing seats.
Zebidee 9
#53 - unless it's one with - um - assigned seating. I've been in plenty of cinemas where they have assigned seats.
PSQ91 6
Shoud've told them to shut the fck up
janzup77 0
totally agree. YDI for not shoving it up their anus
irelandguy 0
and sometimes you get told to leave, or you get told to shut up either by someone else or by the teenagers
Matt_192 6
I agree... I had a friend who would watch a movie, come back during the next showing, and ruin the movie by saying what was gonna happen next. lol OP, YDI.
mentalheart 1
Harry potter?
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Came here to say, "YDI for going to see Harry Potter." lulz
potterwatch 0
Harry potter is king baby. avada kedavra to the haters. voldemort will get you little muggles at night
CheesyNacho 0
Move seats?
Bees_fml 0
You're stupid.
marmlr339 14
she's not stupid. but maybe the OP couldn't move seats. sometimes the cinema is full.
nikkibeez 0
ugh I can't stand people that do that. having the ending ruined to any movie/book is the worst!
alex1432 9
I always read the last chapter of the book I'm currently reading incase I die before I finish, so I know how it ends. reference anyone??
DVecc 0
Snape kills dumbledore! *trollface* :D
GavinRoskamp 0
I think it's more fun to know the end because then you're always paying attention to find the twist in the story.
monocturnal38 2
7 - if you already know the twist, why would you be looking for it...?
marmlr339 14
agreed with #14
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
7, I like to do that too, but only after I've seen the movie once, so I get to experience the twist, too.
mimititi_fml 3
so how does it end???
sireminmo 2
YDI for not speaking.. If you don't speak up you won't be heard
Sadochan 0
Why didn't you tell them to shut up as you haven't seen the movie instead of being a pussy? ****....