Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
It's the thought that counts
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
What is this?
Today, I sent my ex nudes and then asked him if he saved them, only for him to reply with, "Nah, they weren't nude enough." Mind you, he cheated on me. FML
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Sarkisa54 5
Send a picture of a nude GUY from google ;) see how he likes that lol
monkeysinatree 6
This seems to happen a lot in FML...
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monkeysinatree 6
This seems to happen a lot in FML...
folfg0 12
That's because the nice girls who put the good guys in the friend zone find out they have a douche for a bf. then they cry about it on FML and get a new douche. Sad but true.
dominic1221 6
I knew some bitter kid would show up eventually crying about being "friend zoned." Look, it's FML, you really think girls are gonna come here bragging about having a decent guy? No. So like, be satisfied with being a friend, and find someone who's happy for you to put your **** inside them. Problem solved.
Crazberry 5
35- The "good" guys are after the same thing as every other guy. The only difference is that the other guys tend not to force guilt complexes and shame on the girls they want to sleep with. No guy is a "good" guy if they think that a girl deserves to be miserable for not going out with them. God I hate nice guy syndrome... If a girl doesn't go out with you, you're not her type. That doesn't mean she only likes douche bags. Find someone else! *angry rant mode off*
caesari 14
This may sound crazy, but some guys actually care about more than boning a girl.
noelykins1 19
Maybe it's the same guy...
sens3sfailing 25
Yeaaaah, I am totally after the same thing as every guy, that's why my girlfriend and I have been going out for a year, we are both 18, and very much in love and we are both still virgins. We are pretty damn proud of it and honestly I am overjoyed to have a girl I can talk to about anything and I could honestly not care less that I'm not "getting any."
Crazberry 5
76- You're cute but you clearly have no idea what you're missing out on. I think you'll change your mind soon enough... And anyway I never said that wanting sex was a bad thing. I just said that hiding behind a false sense of morality in order to get laid is a very bad thing.
ucoolgirl31 20
Obviously, you need a more caring boyfriend. That was selfish and inconsiderate of him to do. Unless he didn't get your text, but that is unlikely. Sorry OP
Sarkisa54 5
Send a picture of a nude GUY from google ;) see how he likes that lol
Inheritance 10
Typical male not to care for his girls well being.. Thank god I'm not anything like him.
Rowdey 10
Way to not be a stereotyping sexist, 41.
jetsown08 21
"You never said the nude pictures had to be of ME!"
AKGirlinSD 20
3, when my best friend had creeper guys asking for naked pics, she would send these guys a pic of a dude who tucked his dick and balls away. It really looked like it was a girl 'til she would send another naked pic of the guy with his face. Worked every time :-).
chrystalthequeen 8
Wow what an ass Hope you feel better soon
Shrike 24
Can I just ask why you're using a stolen pic of a girl who died in a car crash two years ago? That girl was called Katie Babyfayce, a famous scene queen. Don't you think it's kind of distasteful to impersonate a dead person?
veggiebag 3
Lmao
mewpawmika 5
She's actually not dead... It's just a rumor. However, that is indeed Katie Babyfayce, not "Chrystal".
A7X_LoVeee 10
Typed in 'Katie Babyfayce' into Google and what do you know? Same picture on the 1st page. I lol'd. I will never understand why people fake their pictures. Chrystal, perhaps you could enlighten me?
_Oblivion_ 12
Quiet guys your drive the attention ***** back into her cave
_Oblivion_ 12
you'll*
SanchezMF 0
hey girl
br0ccoli 15
When you feel down, you call your girlfriends and also call Ben & Jerry.
Crazberry 5
I like the cookie dough kind. *forever alone*
ManInTheMachine 20
Text him back a picture of a Michelangelo piece. If he isn't going to be sympathetic, that's the best he'll get.
cr3ativity 15
That was unexpected. But I think that your boyfriend just wanted some sexy times. Cause sexy times seems to be an useful emotional anesthesia; releasing all those pleasure hormones and whatnot
FlavorlessPie 7
You should have sent him a picture of a banana and the finger!
HSOMGF 5
Sounds like you need to upgrade your boyfriend. Perhaps he's the cause of the down mood.
SportsKnut 8
Send a pic of a nude dog.
Welshite 40
I think there is a gaping hole in your logic. Every dog is naturally nude.
lostinlabels 8
She is naturally nude too.