Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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glitterysnails 7
lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo
dudeitsdanny 10
I hope you know that half of his friends, some of your friends, and maybe even some relatives have seen it by now, if you're really hot. And those ten minutes of silence probably mean he was jerking off to the picture. You deserve it a little for sending it.. But mostly FYL for not knowing he's probably a dick. I'm serious about the first part, though.. Someone close to me still gets recognized from her ex posting/sending pics of her naked.. And it's been over a year.
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Comments (194)
carathemermaid 3
Oh wow...you just got played.
AthinaMarie 0
i find sending pictures such as the one you sent retarded. Guys that ask for them? Well they are simpley desperate and not worth it. it is most likely on the internet by now so FYL for THAT. You should have said No, I cant even count how many times I have been asked and responded with a simple No. So you kinda deserve it. 0_o
musicalibrary 4
Exactly. No is an amazing word at times.
mpclaw 3
picture please. let us judge.
lordhawn 0
I second that
superflyman 0
me 2
uh_durrr 0
Are you retarded, or seen a John Hughes movie, or any other FML? YDI
iliketurdles 7
Done it before, sadly. But I didn't stop speaking to her after we had sex in an elevator.
Sooniztimmy 0
signed off? is this 1998? are you in a chatroom? relationship? he signed off cause he was a 12 yr old boy and it took him about ten minutes to get his jolly off.....
penguinazul 13
So because it's the year 2010, we are no longer allowed to sign off of our messengers? I don't know about you, but when I'm done using the computer, I sign off and shut my computer off because you know, there's no sense in the computer being on when I'm not using it. It wastes energy!
mitchn60 6
Stevie Wonder saw that one coming. I won't say you deserve it, because you were caught up in the moment, but think first next time.
Zebidee 9
It's kind of hard to rip on the OP because it was obviously a naïve mistake, but it's not like there aren't a ton of internet safety warnings out there. Hopefully the guy will just keep it to himself. Hopefully.
dynky 3
Is it really surprising he didn't say anything else? It's hard to type with one hand.
DjeePee 25
OP, may I ask you what the heck is wrong with you? Did you really have a 'long and serious' talk about having a relationship on msn? Or on a chatbox? First fail. And why did you actually send him a half-naked pic? To convince him about your great personality? Second fail. And if you're a cute naive minor, well, than that is the third fail.