Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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glitterysnails 7
lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo
dudeitsdanny 10
I hope you know that half of his friends, some of your friends, and maybe even some relatives have seen it by now, if you're really hot. And those ten minutes of silence probably mean he was jerking off to the picture. You deserve it a little for sending it.. But mostly FYL for not knowing he's probably a dick. I'm serious about the first part, though.. Someone close to me still gets recognized from her ex posting/sending pics of her naked.. And it's been over a year.
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Comments (194)
roflcopter4 0
You totally deserved it for sending the pics. Never ever send "sexy pics".
DocBastard 40
Do I have to be the voice of reason again? Listen closely everyone, especially the idiot who called her (yet can't spell) "*****." She was in her UNDERWEAR. it's no more scandalous than a bikini, and girls wear those in public with impunity. It's not like she was nude and spread-eagle with a cucumber in her pussy and clothespins on her nipples. Get off your puritanical high horses and grow a brain please.
barneyfife 0
roflmfao!!!!! he was too busy getting his rocks off and then splooged on his computer which fried it hence his 'signing off' quite simple really
WhatTheFuq 0
LOL LMAO. wow I can't stop laughing, well done doc. Now I know why everyone sucks up to you.
DocBastard 40
People suck up to me? Why haven't I been notified?
WhatTheFuq 0
They do do it in the privacy of there own home, that pic the op sent was meant for you but got your email wrong.
WeTheLiving 4
I wouldn't call the OP a '*****", but she acted like an idiot by sending her picture in her underwear to the "guy that she really likes"; those types of pictures could ruin your life.
lilypotter56 12
well, the pic could get out. your family, friends, and coworkers could see it. people would be calling you a ***** for a long time. it wouldnt actually "ruin your life", but it most certainly wouldnt be fun.
thezaincan 0
if only everyone thought like you, chaos. but real life isn't that cut and dry.
TryptamineDreame 0
Doc you can get off of your high horse as well. :B
DocBastard 40
But I'm riding a Shetland pony, so it isn't very high at all. :)
BallsFace 0
Maybe he was jerking off?
cwark 0
probs wanked himself to death..
tenderage 0
hahahaha.. FYL because he sounds like a douchebag, but then again you kind of deserve it ;b
TryptamineDreame 0
I will ride you like a pony. Jk that's gross. Just forget I said that D:
cigi316 13
never send a picture of yourself!!! that's what the Victoria secrets catalog is for!!!
charlesnk7 0
fatin online is stupid
shaneac 0
I agree with 27, who agrees with 7, who agrees with 5.