Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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glitterysnails 7
lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo
dudeitsdanny 10
I hope you know that half of his friends, some of your friends, and maybe even some relatives have seen it by now, if you're really hot. And those ten minutes of silence probably mean he was jerking off to the picture. You deserve it a little for sending it.. But mostly FYL for not knowing he's probably a dick. I'm serious about the first part, though.. Someone close to me still gets recognized from her ex posting/sending pics of her naked.. And it's been over a year.
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bearjew562 0
he probably went and whacked it
annabelle86 0
@OP, I dont know how old you are but its very unwise to send dirty pics of yourself to anyone who you are not in a long term trusting relationship with, many times these pics end up in the wrong hands and can ruin your reputation. It is also very worrisome that you would think any guy who asks you for these pics is relationship worthy, if any man whom I was not in a relationship with (as in, year or more) asked for such a thing I would immediately peg him as a perv and a creeper and cut off all contact with him. This guy was likely manipulating you for these pics and preyed on your feelings and now he has what he wants and the power to humiliate you. NEVER be desperate enough to sell your body like that and expect a loving relationship in return, a guy who respected you and was truly interested in a relationship would not ask you for dirty or sexy pics. The harsh truth is that this guy probably didnt cut off your convo because you werent hot enough for him, he probably was just using you for the beginning and now he is sharing those pics with his friends and laughing at how desperate and gullible you are. If you offer your body to men so easily, (no doubt seeking positive attention) they will never respect you, and you cant have a relationship without respect. I hope you learned something from this.
tinkerbell74 0
Ya never do that....its how a guy see's if you treasure your self
muaythaifighter 2
You're a ******* imbecile.
Karnezar 2
He was fapping, be glad and send more pics >:O
thepicklelover16 0
jeez u send naked pics out course there gonna get out and u gave him what he wanted so he left
mjprox 0
I agree with 64, who agrees with 27, who agrees with 7, who agrees with 5. ;)
AcidRaen 4
you shouldn't have given in so easily. guys will tell you what you want to hear so they can get what they want
JOD96 0
Then your supposed to reply
SleepOnStones 5
Kind of idiotic of you to fall for it in the first place. YDI!!!!