Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
I'm bringing sexy back
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Oh well…
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Catfished
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML
It's the thought that counts
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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glitterysnails 7
lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo
dudeitsdanny 10
I hope you know that half of his friends, some of your friends, and maybe even some relatives have seen it by now, if you're really hot. And those ten minutes of silence probably mean he was jerking off to the picture. You deserve it a little for sending it.. But mostly FYL for not knowing he's probably a dick. I'm serious about the first part, though.. Someone close to me still gets recognized from her ex posting/sending pics of her naked.. And it's been over a year.
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Comments (194)
carinasanches 0
derpaderp hes fapping to it
gracie6357 0
Yeah, that's pretty much why you don't give anything up front - some guys can be real douchebags. Once they get what they want, they're gone...
danielle25 15
are you dumb? havent you read all those stories about people doing that and getting hurt in return? do me a favor and plesa think first and then proceed to do what ever you want.. so dont get surprise if your picture appear in the web...
Kaiden2554 3
FIRST O MAH GAWD F33ls so HUD ohm MAH skein. I iz prohpabwy nawt doinhg iht aghain.
Michigan_Girl 0
Where is your self respect?
BeRealz 0
Self-Respect? Self-esteem? *coughs*whoree
punkbritrckr 0
ignore all these people i bet you are hot forget your boyfriend hes an idiot
mtnairtom 0
he'll get tired of choking it and come back around even if it is just for another sexy picture
why_so_emo 0
Your life sucks for him just wanting that picture. But, you deserved it for sending it if you weren't in an actual Long-term Relationship.
elualua 0
dude he was jacking off.