Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
I'm bringing sexy back
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Oh well…
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Catfished
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML
It's the thought that counts
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
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glitterysnails 7
lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo
dudeitsdanny 10
I hope you know that half of his friends, some of your friends, and maybe even some relatives have seen it by now, if you're really hot. And those ten minutes of silence probably mean he was jerking off to the picture. You deserve it a little for sending it.. But mostly FYL for not knowing he's probably a dick. I'm serious about the first part, though.. Someone close to me still gets recognized from her ex posting/sending pics of her naked.. And it's been over a year.
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AMAZINashleigh 6
YDI for sending a "sexy photo" to a guy you're not even dating..he could show that picture to anyone he wanted and you couldn't stop him.
TOL_fml 6
Is there really not enough to do in Texas that make you people do things like this?...
pinkprincess7849 0
someones desperate. lol ***** don't be in shock when that picture gets out.
caguilar21 0
***** deserve this kinda thing...
TheZarola 10
If the picture gets out and everyone thinks you're a ****, that's great. No sarcasm. YDI.
ains 0
Well at least your family will be able to see how you are doing- since you will show up all over the internet half naked!!! Have kids? Hope not-I honestly dont see why anyone would send pics like this- Ladies- you KNOW he will not keep this to himself. As someone already said- he was probably seeing what kind of person you are- and you sent him a 'naughty" pic when he wasnt even your boyfriend- obviously you are not the kind of person he wants to date- just jerk off to. .
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for sending him that picture! Don't you know that's gross? You can't believe a word someone says over the Internet. I mean, if you're under 18, then this is child pornography. Get a life and get off the computer!!!
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
don't call me a ******* idiot, loser. read my comment, DUH. I SAID IF SHE'S UNDER 18. Gawd.
thezaincan 0
I don't think anyone who comments on FMLs should be telling someone to get a life.
WeTheLiving 4
YDI for sending him a picture in the first place. Do you know how dangerous that is, and how one single picture can mess up your whole life?? come on, you should know better than that!!
OneComment 0
Wait a second.. Why is no one asking the question: If he's a guy, why would he not date a chick he thought was hot? Obviously he could have been lying to either make her feel good or as a joke. This does not make her a *****. She'd be a ***** if she was completely naked and they started sexting or some bullshit along those lines.. Was it a smart move? No, you never start a relationship by sending pictures. Oh and why does he need a picture? If you've never met the person you shouldn't be deciding to make a serious relationship over the internet or phone. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... FYL for choosing that guy and YDI for making this decision.
vbmg152 19
Ladies and young ladies, please don't do this! Those pictures will haunt you forever! Once you send them, you lose control over them! Think of your futures, would you want your kids to see them?