Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
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Top comments
Schizomaniac 24
Of course not. How idiotic. It means you have syphilis.
WarMachine68 24
American sex ed in a nutshell
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Comments (77)
Eliiara 11
Well, shit.
ChaiseT 16
He needs some education about the female body.
Murilirum 23
No, they need an education in general.
okokalright 15
honestly the sex ed classes in middle school are pointless. its kinda dumb that parents are shocked that very young girls get pregnant. it's not gonna do much telling 13-14 year olds to not have sex, because they're gonna find a way to go out and do it. its better to give them that advice and teach them safe sex. and the fact that people don't know much about the human body
jtfrisch 22
If this comment is an anti joke, then well done
izzajaneful 24
Sounds like he was trying to tell her something...
WarMachine68 24
American sex ed in a nutshell
meli1195 31
I had sex ed and I definitely am not so ignorant to the mechanics of a body's mechanics and I live in the u. s.
Livin_Like_Larry 29
We don't even have sex-Ed at my school :/
JustinJK 21
^you should demand it. unless it's a religious school.
Noreason89 6
You must have went to a really crappy school
littlekellilee 45
9 I hope your Sex Education class was better taught than your English class.
militarybrat 21
I didnt have sex ed and i knew that isnt what it meant.
iAlissa 34
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.
ShirtlessWonder 17
Any health class in the US is a joke. There are 4 main subjects gone over in health. 1. "Drugs are bad kids" scare tactic. 2. "If you have sex you will get AIDS, become pregnant, and die." Mine told us condoms have an 80% success rate. 3. Fitness. This typically isn't actually done too badly. 4. Nutrition. Mostly outdated and just plain wrong stuff that has been disproven many times over (but is still supported by our government).
Mmkay1515 21
To OP's boyfriend: She definitely has AIDS.
Cads1 24
You mean he is wrong?
Schizomaniac 24
Of course not. How idiotic. It means you have syphilis.
foxmatrix15 8
Does it really? I'm scared now :(
samsam23t 8
no it doesnt mean that you could be stressed so your cycle is thrown off or prego
chriss2015 13
Of corse #21. Be very very scared. In fact the younger you are the higher the chances are that you're infected.
ptoka 20
Just meant more moisture for the crabs, right?...
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Not idiotic, just ignorant. There's a big difference between the two.
SocialAmethyst 20
I heard it only gets worse from syphilis!
kayposion 17
smart one you got there
_whyme_o 12
Why would he think that?
americanafrican 32
what and idiot
oceanbrickfire 21
The irony in this comment.
Huodang2 6
Americans and irony :D
dabaerju 23
The moment I tapped on this buried comment, it gave me quite a laugh.
DA3Z 16
It is absolutely insane how people know so little about their selves, the opposite sex, and sexual reproduction all together...
pokemyeyes 23
Your bio is so long and detailed man
domolovesyoshi 33
That baby is so cute