Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Close but no BJ
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Observation
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
The Taste of Love
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Crotch rot of the mouth
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
dangitsalex 2
Do you see men?
mizzleshizzle 0
I fully agree with him. no guy wants to taste his own life juice. it's like you going down on him right after he pulled out of you, would you like that?
fakeking2 0
no he meant **** ... she must have had sticky lips
guitarheaven789 0
VIRGIN ALERT!!
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
This is Richard, but we called him, Bid Dick. Big Dick was a Seaman!
nappyBic 0
well you were sloppin all over his stuff
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
Katie_2015 0
oh gosh no comment
kyleinsane 0
ew.
austin_DGAF 0
If you had a mouthful of his juice, then YDI.
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
holy shit !! what is with all these whiny ass op's that have no sence of humor ? he was stating to obvious , be cute lick it off give him a cute smile and try again .
SqueakyBootz 0
YDI. now go to the kitchen and make a sammich to make up for it.
crissyspic 0
#14 I still go down on my bf after he pulls out... no big deal... it's fun, we try different things.. we're human an he'll kiss me after.. like after he goes down on me he'll kiss me.. what's soo bad about it? we're both clean...
TheDeadWhoWalks 0
Lol I Would Do The Same, No Guy Wants 2 Taste Dick Juice
chrissycrunk 1
tbf in the heat of the moment I have just kissed back but I see what he means :)
nikkirawr123 0
lmfao
ycubana 0
My husband kisses me too. not open mouth tongue kisses but still. just like I wouldn't reject a peck kiss from him after he went down on me...It's not like I'm wiping full on cum off my face onto him.
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
HandOfClod 0
Snowballing anyone? ;D
raymel 5
sexy :)
666Alyssa 3
If you wanted to kiss him afterwards, than you shouldn't have let him **** in your mouth.
chrissycrunk 1
I will kiss them after 95 just not like open mouth or tongues :)
666Alyssa 3
97, I don't care about kissing after either as long as theres no tongue, but she should have known her boyfriend didn't like to kiss after that, unless she hasn't been dating him that long.
sk8r_boiii 0
ur a retard
dlowry004 14
funny 29. lol
sactownsfinest 0
lmfao!!!!! a lil baby gravey!!!!
dlowry004 14
who cares. it's his dick; he knows where it has been. I used to make a big deal out of it too back in the day, but then I just figured it didn't matter bc the girl swollowed it. the "busted nut" wouldn't be on her lips.. it would mainly be saliva
bluebladez 0
lol #29 you horny little teenager
FFML_314 12
Your boyfriend is HILARIOUS! If my boyfriend did that, we would be laughing for hours lol.
xXLenaXx 0
127, snap. :) OP, try help him conquer his fear. next time you go down on him, stop when he's cumming, and aim at his face. it's great fun. ;) that way he'll soon get used to having his s-s-semen on his face.
FFML_314 12
Crackle, pop?
xXLenaXx 0
#14, where do you keep your dick if you're that disgusted by kissing a girl after she tastes it? a girl should never trust a guy who's grossed out by his own dick.
medic717 0
and you're surprised why?? how many girls wanna kiss a guy after he goes down on her.. not many. it's the same thing here
FFML_314 12
That's so immature to me. If my boyfriend is going down on me, I'm not going to not kiss him afterwards. I always wondered why some people are like that. Unless you don't wipe or keep yourself clean, it makes no sense to me.
hahashitfuck 0
i kiss makeout with my gf after she goes down on me and she doesnt care if i make out with her after i go down on her
Apolloholix13 0
What is the big deal, OP? Get used to it, it's her new lip gloss.
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
This is Richard, but we call him Big Dick.... Big Dick was a Seaman!
boating_guy 33
I got no problem making out with my gf after a bj, except when I've jizzed more than just a little on her face and/or in her mouth like it's no big deal really and she always makes out with me after i go down on her, but I can see why guys dong like it cuz personally I'm not a huge fan of snowballin unless there ain't that much **** there
DudeImWayBetter 0
24 cool picture I have a shirt that looks like that but it has different words but the font and designs are the same my shirt just has more designs and it's cooler.
DudeImWayBetter 0
The daddy say he don't like my ways, probably cause I hit it 3 times a day. dropped her off late with a sticky face, so a kiss on the cheek is your mistake. oh ya
afllegend 0
well if you were a guy, you wouldn't want to kiss a chick who just had their mouth full of splooge either...
hotscar 3
really, you don't make out with a girl after she just gave you head. That is common sense.
mrsd9494 7
nice
rebdoom 0
This is all so dumb. :P Unless the girl still had cum in her mouth, then I understand. Not many guys want to cumswap with their girlfriends. Kissing after going down, though, either way, is not bad at all. It's your own body, after all.
bjbthe1 1
actually i think I've only had one woman not go down on me after pulling out. it's the clean way to have sex. she swallows no mess. not that I recommend that. can lead to babies
bjbthe1 1
#60 exactly. most of my girlfriends finish me off by me pulling out and them going down on me. clean and fun for both of you :)
ChristiansBabyy 0
chrissycrunk I love your hair! lol =]
schnitzel5 0
hahaha 29 ftw
deathcab7 0
yeahh, thats dumb he wouldnt kiss you, i mean he gets all your cum in his mouth, so there should be nothing wrong with his own in your mouth kisssing him.
imbatman_fml 0
it's immature for him to not kiss you. next time don't swallow and shoot that shut back on him.
firegirl1993 21
62 is Hott so whatever he says goes XD lol
jcrev 0
yet clearly thats not true...
firegirl1993 21
62 is hott so whatever he says goes lol XD
prettyinpunk1025 14
agree with 86!!!
jacketfootball 0
it's not the fact that his dick was in her mouth. it's cuz she has **** on her face. no one wants to eat their own ****
demarcusT 0
its hot when a girl taste her own pussy but when a guy tastes his own dick it's nasty
Cinn_fml 23
What kind of stupid double-standard is that, demarcusT? If it's fine for one to do it, it should be fine for the other too.
GiRDEELU 0
ha, funny ._.
xBangOut 4
It's normal. My boyfriend didn't like to kiss me after he cums in my mouth neither, I understand that, He is ok with kissing after BJ only if he didn't cum. This is really no big deal.
ironhead_fml 20
Agree with #60
DamnDatFML 0
What's hard long and full of semen?
Einstein714 0
I'd kiss the old lady unless she's been eating tossed salad
farsidee 0
Lol Einstein has a handlebar mustache hahahahahahaha
stewpididiot 11
did you hear about the gay whales? they sneak up on submarines and suck out all the seamen. :o
Ouroboros_fml 0
Next time, dear, spit in his face, at his mouth specifically, or save it in the freezer, and snowball him when he least expects it.
Altoreto 0
so u read it wrong she had **** on her lips lol
XxdezuhrayxX 0
heh, good one c[:
KandiAddict 1
I like the taste of myself. I don't like the taste of cum though. The boyfriend wins this one. I wouldn't want that in my mouth either...
BigdaddyC 0
Man, 129,131. what a bitch. the goo is for the gal
Cinn_fml 23
Chaos is right, it is down to personal preference. But I do take objection to the double standard that was mentioned above (as I made clear by doing so earlier).
princess711 0
baby yogurt? that's original lol
silvervolt7 0
it's funny because ur picture is a picture of **** in my pants
DrunkTerrorist 0
your hot!!!
the_paparockzzi 0
WIN
KGirl123 3
ur all *****!!!! no offense
xXLenaXx 0
242, guys like you should be castrated - however, judging by how angry you are, and your "name" being "Big" Daddy, you probably have not much down there to start with. :)
monster_tamer 11
Well, while I agree it's a double-standard, I think people simply have preferences... I mean, they taste different, don't they? Chemically speaking, womens' bodies are acidic while men are basic. Different tastes appeal to different people. Of course, no everyone likes the taste of their own body, but do it anyways for other reasons. So yes, it would appear to be a double-standard, although I'll say this: if a girl can swallow another guy's jism, then he should be able to do the same with his own. But again, no experience here, just a thought...
BigP695 0
he's just being smart. that would be more of a FHL
Cinn_fml 23
@Monster_Tamer - You have a point. It's more just when one person refuses point blank to kiss their partner after going down on them, but expects them to kiss them the other way around. But like I said, you have a point.
dragonight 0
minus gay guys
pntgirl95 14
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha thts funny
tookietookie123 5
Shmexy ;D
Chocolate_Chunk 2
I hate people commenting on the first comment..
pieintheface 0
It could have been worse he could have gone s-s-s-sssssssss and exploded
MegamiKaosu 28
my bf won't even let me go near his face unless I'm sure I washed out my mouth out but I let him kiss me even though I don't like how I taste even though he does
MegamiKaosu 28
my bf won't even let me go near his face unless I'm sure I washed out my mouth out but I let him kiss me even though I don't like how I taste even though he does
Jazzy793 16
Yet guys expect girls to kiss them after they've gone them them
steph77st 0
dont get ut
brasilbabe 0
he didn't want to kiss her. because she had jizzy lips.
manbizzle 1
so what's the big deal with that? I don't get it either. maybe OP you and your boyfriend are just too young to be having sex if cum is too "icky" for you.
LK4D4 0
kiss after head is fine, kiss after **** hell no.
ycubana 0
Seriously you guys act like she has **** all over her lips. if she swallows and knows how to and doesn't have it all over her face/lips then you should be able to kiss her. This is stupid get over yourselves it's just cum not s disease...well...lmao
code2264 0
lol that's funny
ellielovesyuh 0
wow that's ****** up. I hate guys like that. -_-
luvtruckguy 0
agreed. My ex was surprised I would kiss her afterwords. I replied you kiss me after I go down on you, so why wouldn't I? I don't see what the big deal is anyway.
loski87 4
i agree with 49 I don't see the problem
im_banned 0
no guy wants to kiss after getting head
im_banned 0
cuz I've had experiences like that and I have her wipe her face first
smokergirl420 0
how does it get all over people's faces?
im_banned 0
haha cuz I'm messy ;)
kingghidorah 10
that's kinda lame. but is it really fml worthy?
smokergirl420 0
102, wow, really? that's a lameass excuse as to why it would be on people's faces.
Lunaticc 0
LOL. Is your boyfriend a snake..? and I would have probably laughed. hahaha.
hey_its_teya 0
hahahahahaha! awh, that's funny. but maybe; you should brush your teeth when he's done cuming in your mouth before you kiss him.. that'd be like kissing his own dick.. ew.
pippymiskers 4
WIN
im_banned 0
wow 7
Allison_H 0
YOU'VE WON THE GAME!
bigchedda 0
omg WIN!!
afllegend 0
fuuuuuu I hate you, I lost :(
SmokinGuns 13
If his dick isn't dirty then whats the problem? I wouldn't want to touch a guy if he won't even touch himself.
awesomechica1229 5
Wow... kind of immature.
Smyth 3
I mean...It would be like kissing his penis. I wouldn't want to do that. rinse your mouth out. that's all.
Cinn_fml 23
I've heard of stuff like this before, where a guy has issues with kissing his partner after they've been down on him. But they're quite happy to kiss them the other way around. Surely you'd think the other person would have the same issues as you, and therefore you wouldn't go to kiss them anyway?
austin_DGAF 0
Nothing better than guys with repressed homosexual feelings.
Cinn_fml 23
I don't get how not being freaked out by semen residue (because chances are the girl would either have swallowed or spit it out into a tissue or something) would mean that he's a closet homosexual. And what about girls? Are they also repressed homosexuals if they don't mind being kissed after their bf's been down on them?
eean 0
Being freaked out is what makes him a repressed gay. Or maybe just young and insecure.
Maelific 0
i tend to agree. usually a guy that has issues with that is either immature or repressing some latent homophobia.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It's a completely personal preference, nothing more. Some find semen sexy. Others, well, the words of Peter Griffen come to mind: "I-- I can feel them m-moving..."
ddlovatolover 23
If a girl can endure the weird taste of semen just to please a guy, the guy can jolly well kiss the girl and please her, even if it means he has to taste his own weird-tasting semen. Geez.
NoahVael 0
Bahahahahahahaha!
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe he was trying to be funny? Even if it comes across as immature.
superbadd 0
that's what I thought
themicro3 0
shut the hell up pop head