Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
nancieee 0
my boyfriend doesnt mind that i kiss him after i gave him a bj. so what? he kisses me after he's gone down on me.
noaddedcolor 0
most guys are like that. just sayin' not a big fml moment there.
chelliejellie10 0
OP don't you know anything about men? Cause if you don't you really shouldn't be giving ******** just saying.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Silly girl, dicks aren't for kids. If you wish to harness it's power, you must be willing to make sacrifices!
hpl_fml 0
hahahaha win!
hpl_fml 0
hahahaha win!
zukinihudini 0
30. you said no comment then whyd you coment?
idratherbedead 0
that is a common reaction from a man unless he is metro sexual, I like when a girl takes it from her ass to her mouth
littlemissdqgirl 8
I just puked in my mouth
dabomb691 0
baby yogurt.... hahhaha
dbjb40 0
it's from his body
wolve86 0
ok #42 so is pee, crap and blood... just cause it's from your own body doesn't mean you need to consume it yourself!
sxuxex 0
Yeah that's true but you are also not expecting anyone else to consume piss, crap or blood. Whereas you are expecting someone to consume cum.
wolve86 0
vampires, golden showers and two girls one cup... yah by giving him head she is saying she doesn't mind it being in her mouth and that in no way means he also doesn't mind
GunnerRecall 0
lmaoo
alexxusbrowning2 0
wtf?
Blackoutdcskatir 0
that sucks and all...but most guys don't want their own **** in their mouth. and this is a favorite fo sho. haha