Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
JessiiBabii 0
good* damn haha
Apolloholix13 0
Tell him it's your new lip gloss.
vi3tno_romeo 5
lol.... .. . ... .. .
kingtuna 0
theres no need for both of you to have cum breath!
gigidy_goo 0
thts a hint..it's time for u to hive him a bj
RedPillSucks 33
Next time, hold it under your tongue. Make sure to wipe your face off, then smoothly move up and deep tongue him. Afterwards, asked him if he liked the taste as much as you. Tell him you left some of his brothers spunk in there too.
caliJoe89 0
hahahahahah...that dude is the shit. funny. ssss-semen. lol.
geez23 0
I need a girl like you, willing to blow me an expect nothing in return. but for real, you make a good girlfriend
Euphoric_boner 0
then you suck
jadee20002010 0
ewwww I feel bad for u
3mi1y_ 16
@56 I suppose you think failing at posing seductively is also cute. FYI, it's not.
Cblankenship_fml 0
Ok seriously... Common sense says no guy wants to taste that! Come on now.. Duh