Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.
megamouth2 1
Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.
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Comments (179)
superbadd 0
ooh the question is, did you?!?!?!?!?!
ColetteL 4
Good question....I wonder
bowiekahei 3
another question...what means "give him head"@@?
MrBrick 0
tell him he has to pay for it.
jruiz80 0
ha ha tru
andruha1123 5
if you don't want to give him head, just remember, I'm always here. yes, I'm a creep.
ericownz101 0
YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX
andruha1123 5
I like pancakes
XxdezuhrayxX 0
duuude, I was just bout to ask that. this has been happening a lot :| I see a story, I read it, and then the comment I think about putting is already #1 d:
evilkory 0
he should have gotten head first, then break up with her as he cums in her mouth
jessica013 0
#3 are you stupid " give him head means" put his **** in her mouth
pancakesfordinne 0
in soviet Russia, breakup ******** are mandatory
maddymxo 0
aha well you can't blame him :D
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
34 is a win ! but the real question is , did you op ?
2gether4ever 0
say yes, then bite it off. :)
kashman95 1
JUST bite it off
jmejoy 0
LOL RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON FTW @20
LK4D4 0
34 u said it perfectly.
comedychick 1
omg tell me you said no
john_deere_green 0
it means suck his long John silver or your wing Wang
DomoCullen 0
#20 raywilliamjohnson? oh yeah, getting back to the fml your now-ex-boyfriend is a dick.
ryguy997 0
3- a *******.
ryguy997 0
17- are you the guy or the girl?
ATL_chris 6
op definitely did it
natas_fml 13
17s offering to give the op's boyfriend head. how queer.
knight0748 5
well you should have give the breakup head. and then talk about how tiny the thing is while comparing it to your pinky, of course also throw in how he never made you cum, not even close... etc etc.... that should hurt... **
StopB1tchingYDI 0
ur bf is dumb he shouldve asked for head and than break up
alexxss_fml 10
suck his dick
xBangOut 4
Why to give him BJ without anything in return? 69 FTW! :)
covanent2k 0
I agree with #6 make a sandwitch and get on your knees bitch!
ericownz101 0
lmao yes ray w johnson.. i just watched that one and i believe the reason op got dumped is because SHE AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX
drcool41 0
hahaha he's an idiot. he shouldve broke up wit u after u gave him head. after not inthe middle or ignite violent u mitt bite it off
crimewc 0
did u I take u now hit me up k
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
Damn, he's a serious G for even asking.... but I agree w/ #94, you should get yours too, at least. Blow his mind, make him want you back & then tell him to **** of 'cause his shit's weak!
Canuck13 12
Every1 on here is right, what is he a rookie. Get it 1st then break up....u shoulda said yes then yacked all over his wang lol
Dragons_corner 6
um everyone that's bagging on 3 should know he might be from another country. he looks Asian but could live in the USA ( I'm on a iPod I can't see that stuff) but if he's from a different country "give head" might not be one of the ways to say it. like this do you know what fooly cooly means? and yes it is a anime but it does have a meaning (and its japanese) and no not sex but kind of close. It can lead to it.
Dragons_corner 6
sorry it might be well is being a ass but people don't think. giving head sounds like getting a head butt lol
bookbee 2
No, #1, the question is, did OP bite it off?
tomtm7 0
awww how cute
jujubear69 0
eww boys are so selfish >.<
schnitzel5 0
epic a hole! great sucess!! whalla mading dong shunuhlalla bukkety bush
Apolloholix13 0
Give him head, then spit the cum in his eyes.
Ouroboros_fml 0
Dear OP, you aught to have made a really big toothy grin, and said 'sure', through your teeth, then make chomp motions. woulda been a great reply
ThatGuuy 0
bangout lets 69 :)
Flip4u 0
would u
MiSTERmAttt 0
I'll show u sometime lolwut
rylijae 0
agreed (: ha
bangclap44 0
your hawt ;) message me
italiangurrl 8
I hope not. what a jerk
FFML_314 12
Quit bitching OP, make him a sandwich and get on your knees!!! Just kidding,that's horrible lol.
ericownz101 0
can u make me a sammich and get on your knees? at the same time please..
progator74 0
give him the best blow ever, and make him sorry for leaving you
unfortunate_13 5
or pretend like you're going to blow him, then bite his penis, he will regret it too then
gijoe33w 0
my thoughts exactly!!!! bite off the tip!!!
pomegranate0618 0
Agreed no appendage removal allowed!!!! however OP, if you blew him, YDI. In all honesty if you did anything short of clocking him, YDI. Hopefully he's sporting a black eye and all the sperm he can handle, that would make a woman to be proud of!
IchBeinEinTier 0
43, would you really let an upset girl that you just dumped near your penis with her mouth? no, because you would think she'd bite it. OP's ex is an idiot and she should have bitten right before he came.
Cinn_fml 23
Don't forget, Chaos, that it does depend on the reasons for the break up and how rude people are about it. I mean, the bf didn't help the situation by asking for head after the break up (granted he would have been equally rude to do it just before) and we don't know the reasons why they broke up. But we seem to be in agreement.
hghiPigh 0
I have a feeling #43 is missing the tip of his penis
allmidnighteyes 11
Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.
megamouth2 1
Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.
ColetteL 4
Wow...that would definitely be punishment!
sourgirl101 29
I thought a friend of a friend meant themselves. God I hope that's not true- Jaws XIV coming soon.
aardvarkish 17
Yea I was going to say it's a great time for some tooth action.
lilmissy1290 0
44 if it is like the fml then he deserved it.. breaking up with the girl then having the nerve to ask that question.. hell she should done that and then kicked him in his nuts after..
lilmissy1290 0
Actually 100 no i dont bite when I get mad.. but i feel no sympathy for douchebags.. you break up with someone you lose all benefits as well.. but really dude you look like youre 35 and live in your parent basement
FFML_314 12
123-I don't know what men you've dated but, biting flesh off someone is disgusting and kicking a man in the balls is only necessary in certain circumstances otherwise, it's childish and weak. Also, when trying to insult someone, please be clever. Telling someone they "look 35 and probably live in their parents basement" is old and seeing as your insults are based solely on assumptions, you fail. Chaos, if you're 35, you age very well. :P
ifuckuprandomly 28
They seem like a real nic... They seem like a ****.
LaDyBlOo 0
Waow what a Bitch he's tripping but youshoul of just smaked him in the balls and say "Yeah Right Buddy"
perdix 31
Looks like the perfect opportunity to get in a parting nut slap. So, get on your knees and get ready to work the speed bag on his balls. I predict a first round KO.
ColetteL 4
LMAO @ nut slap
Cinn_fml 23
What perdix said.
juddy5 0
I third the nut slap
skullbashd 3
so he's the shamwow guy one slap of his nuts at a time?
satanic_fml 13
wow thats a dumv question.. OF COURSE SHE DID
superbadd 0
dumb**
Ross2Smoove 0
do it do it lol she know she wanted too
ashleymarielouis 0
lol at least she was good at it, apparently!