Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
CrimsonWolf1294 0
gotta agree with your boyfriend, OP. cum is damn nasty. wash your mouth first...
jitterbug25 0
my bf lives 'cum kusses' hehehh he says it's sexy! lol he also has an 11in **** without a boner lol so j have fun;) an when he goes down on me an kisses me I love it ho doesn't like getting kissed?!
mush_room 0
who has an 11 incher without an erection wouldn't that hurt your cervix? >.>
5t3ff1k4h 47
First off, why do you feel the need to brag about your boyfriend's "giant" flaccid ****? Who cares. Secondly... I don't think anyone's that big without a boner...
shaniecerb 0
bitch,u sound stupid.shut the **** up
jitterbug25 0
uhmm yeah it's wayyyy to big to it all the way in so yeah hhahaha it dies hurt
jitterbug25 0
I meant does not dies
perdix 31
Why can't you just run and brush your teeth quickly, and jump back in the sack? Is it that much trouble? When I come in a girl's mouth, I believe it's her property to do with as she sees fit. If she wants to swallow it, gargle it, or spit it out, I really don't care. She worked for it, so it is up to her. I just don't want to be regifted with it. Who's with me on this one?
remygale 0
Yes, and quite a prize she's "worked for." Lucky for her you are so generous with your sperm.
perdix 31
I try to be a gentleman! ;)
mrmaks18 7
wrong time to ask weather your cheating or nothing wrong with good hygiene I mean I'm sure op loves it and it's a sign if true love when u swallow so no jizzy lips
5t3ff1k4h 47
That's not a sign of true love.
Elksy 0
That's silly. Lots of men are way too hung-up about things like that. Like they think the taste of semen is disgusting and horrible and will turn them instantly gay or something. If she can take a mouthful, he can probably handle a tiny bit of residual taste (if there's any at all).
kimberley_kirste 0
WTF. it's HIS ****.
pink_bambi 0
tell him that there will no longer be cumming in your mouth if he cant handle kissing you after, sucking his **** and swallowing the seaman is a privilege that not many girls do if he cant kiss you after he dosent deserve it sweetie
JessiiBabii 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg omg I LOVE THIS!!!! hahahha!!! my boyfriend doesn't mind, as long as i don't have it all over me, it's all goof