Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
karmaslave 5
So it's good enough to go in her mouth, but not in his. Hmm.
vanillathirteen 0
#14 who cares? seriously, if you don't have the balls to be kissed after A girl has sucked you off. you should be expecting something to go down. and if you are a girl, same thing. if a guy goes down on you and you don't kiss him after when he wants a kiss then you better do a lot of douching till you like your own flavor. if you can't stand your own, don't expect someone else to.
jpest17 5
what really makes it disgusting for guys it looking at the white part of the semen, the clear is not as disgusting.
vanillathirteen 0
you know what op... stop giving him head till he grows up
mattxhavoc 2
Sorry to hear, OP. My girl and I go down on each other often and there's absolutely no hesitation for kisses. :]
tarheels32388 0
personally I could care less. I'm gonna do whatever I can to please my girl and make her happy. That's the only way I'm satisfied!
lwdjaymac 1
You mean you couldn't care less.
sicoupe06 0
yeah I don't like gettin kissed after a bj either...
guti6912 1
ha
Bree757 0
Ydi for not swallowing it all and then washing your mouth out..no guy wants to taste their cum...dumbass
richp 0
meh I don't mind so much. I can see where some of you are coming from though. lol