Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
Alexis31609 9
What a jerk.
dyld921 2
Gay guys never have this problem. On the contrary, that makes it better.
ilovecodyk 0
weird ass boyfriend
A_black_dude 0
maybe she tried to kiss him before swallowing
jennadol95 0
You don't need to pro-create. You're an idiot. Just shut up and don't give head if you can't handle his reactions afterwards.
aussie_babe91 5
no cum in my mouth sorry boys, but i love kissing after he has gone down on me, or i go down on him. afterwards you feel closer to each other!
Thatguywhotrolls 0
He doesn't want to taste his own dick. He wants a sammich, now go make one!
hhheeeyyyooo 0
FYL because guys should be willing to do whatever it is that they expect us to do and vice-versa. I'd taste myself if my husband asked, but we don't care. We make out after oral, for both of us. If it comes out of your (men) body and you're soooo grossed out by it, then how can you expect us (women) to enjoy it too? Same goes for women towards men. Or men-to-men, women-to-women if you swing that way.
xXLenaXx 0
that's a good point, how are we meant to enjoy something guys find gross? it shows self-respect and confidence in his own body, which is hot, if he doesn't mind. same goes for women, obviously. :)
schwancy 2
awkward...
blink_babe 0
ha I kiss my bf all the time with it still in my mouth... I think it's hot ;)