buttpicker
United States
Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
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Arteaga 0
well there you go, apparently he was helping you out aswell..giving you a bag to pick up the crap.
BbYhRtLsS 0
wow!! FYDogs Life!!
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BbYhRtLsS 0
wow!! FYDogs Life!!
gzmn91 6
Seriously **** your dogs life! How bout looking at what your dog swallows next time?!
You_fail_how 0
Well, that's one plastic bag I hope went in the trash not recycle.
RiptRaxx 0
maybe your dog was experimenting a new way to recycle materials. u just had to take care of the unknown side effects.
woofis 0
>^•^<
yottskry 0
Don't be so quick to judge, you have no idea how the bag got there. Even the best owners can't watch the dog 24 hours a day. The bag could have blown over the fence into the yard or something.
cureemu 3
reduce, reuse, recycle
lovelyhat 0
Holy crap....literally
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That's it. Reply system is pointless. Even the second person ha to comment on the first to be seen.
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
In Soviet Russia dogs pull bags out of you.
debiasio69696969 0
Your dog is recyclying his own way ^.^
debiasio69696969 0
^^recycling**
SarinaBoBina 0
oh jeesus!
scarto 0
What else was in there? Your bike? :p
scarto 0
btw if he pooped directly into the bag, that wouldve made it easier for you to clean :)
FunnyWeasel 7
WHAT THE HELL?
mexicantumblewee 0
I pulled an entire leash out of my dog once
JesusSavesLives 0
dang that's nasty I bet it hurt I mean imagine trying to poop a plastic bag... ugh sick
rustic 0
it that really posible? o.0 I mean normally they would have choked to death!!
JustDial911 0
25 STFU U SUCK AT THESE JOKES In Soviet Russia, dog walks you. Anyway, yeah that must suck.:(
TokioxxHotel 0
dudes, really? your dog can eat so much stuff without knowing. maybe the OP goes to work all day and can't keep an eye on his dog. think rationally people.
Pearljammer001 0
what if it shit out a garbage bag next time?
alexFYL 11
TokioxxHotel, if you work all day and let your dog run loose you're just asking for trouble and it's still irresponsible. Gate off a safe area of the house, if your shift is less than 5hours crate train it, even a safe garage or basement is OK, or a dog run/kennel provided he isn't neglected out there and has a dog house, a shelter/wind break, and water.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
lol
ekul88 0
how is it even slightly holy???
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
66 don't make me come over there and put this soviet russian move on you.
jo2ice 0
it makes me wonder how these dogs are able to do stuff like this.. I shall watch my dog more often..
C2Ultima 0
Kinky
schnitzel5 0
holy crap!! pun intended
schnitzel5 0
lol, I just thought of something, maybe it's a doggie condom
mimii92_fml 0
omg wow! who knew that was possible?
babbycakes101 0
lmfao. what do u feed ur dog.? fydogs life.
haleyisawsomee 0
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
catatonicsleep 17
dogs often bolt their food without chewing, so it is possible he could have swallowed it without choking..
Big_Boner 3
Or "In Soviet Russian, bag poops dog!"
fackincrazy 0
Jesus's mystical plastic bag
kdarkwood 15
Are you seriously suggesting that OP watch his dog every waking moment? Animals get into things, that's just what they do. You can have a completely immaculate home and yard and still, animals will find a way to eat SOMETHING they're not supposed to. I have a cat (indoor) that does the same thing.
Arteaga 0
well there you go, apparently he was helping you out aswell..giving you a bag to pick up the crap.
diana2960 0
3- hahaaahha :D
ImSoBaKed 0
#19, you look depressed, would you like me to lighten up your day ; ).
JManHobbs 0
#50 You're a huge creep.
rebdoom 0
Yo dawg, I heard you like picking up dog shit. So we put a bag in your dog, so he can poop while you scoop!
tthatguy 0
77 win!
mylifeblows3232 3
hey Sarah cheer up
brandonsdick 0
what's up with people pulling odd objects out of their animals ass ? I never heard such weird shit coming out of a dog/cats ass in my life until fml..
dave666_fml 0
lol reminded me of family guy when brian had to het floss piled outa his ass :P
MucMucVi 0
"If your not supposed to eat that stuff, why do they make it mint flavored"?
DragonMasterMF 0
hey man thats mint spaghetti, find it one strand at a time PS dont forget your meatball shovel
sabbathblck666 5
@50 i agree...so what you should do is pull your penis out so she can smile and laugh at you :D
cutieptootie 2
Lmaooo
msjarnagin 0
ouch poor doggie
savemypandabear 0
i knoww :C haha but thats a little ass backwards. ironic lmao. "today i saw my dog ******** a plastic bag and i gasped in horror as i reached in my bag for what should have been a bag...gross" haha XD
palltaru 0
poor doggy
missgreenday 0
At least you helped him.
xGet_Over_It 0
In Soviet Russia, dogs come out of bags.
ElMundio87 0
in Canada, milk comes out of bags
Flammabubble 0
In Britain, the only bags we have are teabags.
iKamikaze 0
I seriously don't even know what to say about this one.
babyale760 0
aww poor doggie
wowmomurcool 0
haha number 3 lol
uluckyducky 0
you mean fydogs life???
XxAnGixX 0
wow poor dog. hardy FML thogh... more like FMDL :(
authorkid 2
my dog ate Easter grass once that was soooooo annoyyyingggg
LiveLauglove 0
my dog ate one of my ankle socks, whole. he puked it up on my floor. I feel your pain.