Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
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lalasha10 0
oh maan,weell at least he cares
Kadz184 0
gosh, he cares. you ******* bitch.
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Comments (490)
greatbigc 0
ouch! fyl
AwesomessMaximus 4
I believe she deserves this as she probably had a demented moan, which caused the dude to stop.
JacksonCampbell 9
Maybe because that's the word you're supposed to use?
jrsgreenfire257 0
87 has never had sex ^_^
MissBunny25 0
105 bahahahaha
MissBunny25 0
147 no climax is the right word. lol. but aw you're sweet. I'll give you a break :D if anyone on this thread tries to mess with Mimi about anything I will poor boiling macaroni on your face -.-
testthecoal 5
Om Nom Nom macaroni!
chlorinegreen 27
Mimi your 18 and you don't know about climax's and sex? I mean you could use ****** if that makes you feel better. and not trying to be rude. no boiling water in my face is needed here.
MissBunny25 0
*puts down boiling macaroni*
hellosir23 0
actually 152, it's macaroni. she's going to pour boiling macaroni on your face. just thought I'd establish that.
MissBunny25 0
155 my partner in crime... thank you.
BT14 5
or u can use bust a nut
Wirebiter 0
If you honestly think "I'm going to climax!" is the right thing to say in real life, then you've never had sex.
MissBunny25 0
I prefer boiling macaroni. thank you for your suggestion , Mr. picture-of-the-back-of-someone's-head-dude :D
MissBunny25 0
170, *picks up boiling macaroni and sloshes it on 170* we clarified that earlier on in the thread -.-
MissBunny25 0
170, *picks up boiling macaroni and sloshes it on 170* we clarified that earlier on in the thread -.-
Nadinek98 0
(not a mean person) well its way better than ******
BWill9014 4
All I read was macaroni... where is it?
Nadinek98 0
I just didn't want to offend u -.-
MissBunny25 0
188 thank you, you were considerate :) *puts boiling macaroni down*
KeefB 0
You could say 'cum'.
nismo1992 0
I've had sex it was funny at first first then it got better
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Sex and macaroni, best conversation ever
florecitabetch 0
actually 192 I prefer climax then 'cum' it sounds classier maybe it's just me
MissBunny25 0
198 good :) *puts boiling macaroni on stove to simmer for later*.
Kevinzzz 0
217 I love how macaroni is ur weapon of choice lol
persianjr1 7
you guys don't know how loud I laughed in public reading this chain of comments. lol
MissBunny25 0
225 why did you laugh? just a normal conversation about sex and macaroni and yes macaroni is always my weapon of choice :D
Kevinzzz 0
225, I agree lmfao
BWill9014 4
229 I really want some macaroni
MissBunny25 0
233 *pics up boiling macaroni and sloshes it all over 233* there is no 229 on this thread -_-
persianjr1 7
this is why you one of my favs. lol
MissBunny25 0
241 I just re-read this whole thread.... I laughed so hard.. I think some of us have obsessions with macaroni
BWill9014 4
I'm sorry it's so late I'm not sure how I read 229 lol but Mmmmmm this is damn good macaroni
MissBunny25 0
243 -.- how can you eat it when it burned all your skin off.. I believed I mentioned once or twice that it was boiling.. -.- hmph. missbunny is not happy -.- not in the least
Bofopio 0
I agree with u
MissBunny25 0
*looks around room* not sure who your comment is aimed at 245... but pull up a chair and have some macaroni :D it cooled off after being sloshed on so many people's skin .
Prankster7o7 5
I like how MissBunny is like the denmother of FML, she tears up anyone who's mean or disrespectful. :D
MissBunny25 0
248 little boy, :') you've made me so happy. give momma bunny a hug *hug*
Prankster7o7 5
Hahaha, thanks for the huh, but I'm not little, unless your idea of little is 5'5 and 161 lbs of muscle. Wait 5'5 is little for my age. FML. :/
MissBunny25 0
250 stand back -.- I'll defend you from these trolls on here.. it's my job as "denmother" Grrrrr >:(
Prankster7o7 5
I got your back! *loads shotgun* Where are these mothers at?!?
MissBunny25 0
252, I hear most mothers hang out in kitchens and TJ Maxx's.. -.- *puts macaroni on a low boil*
Prankster7o7 5
Looks like we're the best team for the job. We're gonna need more firepower. *loads assault rifle.*
MissBunny25 0
*puts macaroni on high* let's do this -.-
BWill9014 4
I'm in shock that this hasn't been moderated yet lmao
MissBunny25 0
257 dude I know :0 I kinda hope they don't clear it... it's so funny :(
Prankster7o7 5
*plays hardcore rock music* Let get this done.
MissBunny25 0
*puts on Dora the explorer* I'm pumped.
Sirin_fml 47
While I applaud your steadfast resolve in the face of tyranny and injustice, let's try to keep the threads at a reasonable size in future. Nice macaroni though, nom nom. :-)
MissBunny25 0
hahaha okay :) sorry sirin. :D
Zya_fml 8
This is one of the saddest chain of comments in FML history...
jess6blondie9 3
Haha sheesh. That's the longest thread I've ever read on FML.
Prankster7o7 5
Hahaha. :D
elainelovesyou 7
MissBunny is officially my fave. xD /random jump in.
elainelovesyou 7
MissBunny is officially my fave. Yay!:3 /random walk in.
MissBunny25 0
283, you're my favorite for saying that :D have some macaroni, Deary :D.
jess6blondie9 3
Haha, everyone loves you on FML. You're like...... famous:)
gustavov60 0
* grabs popcorn* please go on
MissBunny25 0
:'0 really? <3 I can now die happy... <3
gustavov60 0
*grabs popcorn* go on
MissBunny25 0
290 idk if you caught on or not but clearly we're all eating macaroni here -.- *grabs popcorn out of 290's hands and chucks it farther than a woodchuck could chuck wood if it could*
jess6blondie9 3
Yes really :) But if you died, Everyone would be at your funeral, putting macaroni on your grave!
Prankster7o7 5
and flowers. :)
MissBunny25 0
295, my God... that is so sweet :'D
jess6blondie9 3
I know, I'd make everyone make it extra cheesy for you. And yes, flowers and chocolate. But I would eat the chocolate, so never mind...
xBangOut 4
I was reading comments and forgot about what this FML is about.. =/
Prankster7o7 5
I want some chocolate now too. :/
MissBunny25 0
303 it's about macaroni and aww! thanks y'all :D.
xBangOut 4
Macaroni are overrated. Period.
jess6blondie9 3
Psssh. I always want chocolate. :)
Prankster7o7 5
I'll buy some chocolate and we can share it, along with several boxes of macaroni.
gustavov60 0
popcorn with cheese on it?
xthetisx 0
You'll live
GreatGeak 8
agreed
tesuan 0
Agreed. Quit bitching and try not sounding like you're in distress when you're having an ******.
tesuan 0
Also, you're the one getting oral sex to the point of ******, so again, quit bitching.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
awww cute Pikachu kitty ^^ I love cats :D
heatlove5stars 0
agreed ur the one having sex while I'm boy friendless lucky quit bitching
TinyDude 10
lols op suffers frkm premature climax
flammenhund 4
LOL
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Aren't Pikachus supposed to be mice?
Gondile 4
I thought they were dolphins.
KatieKhaos 0
Wrong, they're jellyfishes.
Gondile 4
Don't you correct me!
kimchininja999 0
133 awww love your pic.
mayoral26 0
lmao it prolly sounded like you were dying instead of climaxing lmao !! the fact that he got you to the point of almost climaxing with oral sex means he at least knows what he is doing and had prolly hear an ****** before, so again definitely your own fault...
mayoral26 0
heard**
tulsafml 0
Pikachu!
Epic_Phale615 0
I'm 15 and I can make my gf climax with oral, it's not that hard guys. And don't complain, your vag isn't a place many guys dream of licking .
angiedancesalott 8
409. lmfao your cool. ur only like a month older then me, and you act like your the only 15 year old that gets some. cuuuuuute.
sammy92 0
agree 328
Lexi_Luvz_Ya 0
isn't sad that you know that?
Numbersequal69 0
How do you cange your profile picture on an iPod?
boringday123 7
How is this a FML? He just cares for you.
KatherineAnne 7
First off, 409, there are alot of guys who really enjoy going down on a girl. Second, I'd be severely annoyed if I was that close. It's rather frustrating.
Kholonie 9
Google it; don't randomly ask on a post. . . .
lalasha10 0
oh maan,weell at least he cares
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
^_^ that's sweet of him, and it coulda been worse, at least he didn't laugh at you or be a dick about it or something :) <3
Dennisse_47 17
Yeah exactly. I mean you can't blame the guy for caring and making sure you were comfortable. I'm sure he'll get it right the next time ;). haha
antsinmypants199 0
Awwww honestly that is super sweet. It may have been his first time, or she sounded weird, but either way how nice of him to check :D
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Oh come on, guys. You can't see how that could be frustrating! She was almost going to have an ****** and then BAM! the feeling's gone. That kind of sucks. Just a little bit.
pink_raindrops 26
Yeah the moment was taken away a bit, because he was a bit concerned and wanted to make sure she was fine. I've had someone stop and ask if I was ok but it wasn't an FML. It might be a bit frustrating because you're almost there, but it's not really hard to get there again. I think he was concerned because she didnt make any noise until then (she said she started moaning when she was getting close and it made him stop). When she started to moan he wasnt expecting it and thought it meant something was wrong. If you don't want him to be startled just make a bit of noise throughout rather than just at the end and he'll know you're just enjoying yourself. If you're silent maybe he thought you weren't enjoying it and wanted him to stop.
pinaybbycakes 0
hahaha.
SomeRussianGirl 3
Awww that's cute, Why are you complaining …
aztecwarrior1983 1
what an idiot
jonverdevex 0
******* moron
smellymellyy 7
oh man your dp is amazing
xojessayox 4
372's picture is hott.
buoe03 0
Sorry your bf is such a fail
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Yeah, he's fail cause he's giving his girlfriend an ******. ???
jondivey 9
valid point 79 i mean its hard to do that
jrsgreenfire257 0
Atleast the OP can get downed ^_•
LuxAeterna_fml 0
For some guys, yeah.
polysyllabist 3
wait wait wait ... let me get this straight. The boyfriend is so good at what he does that the girlfriend is moaning sufficiently at the point of ****** to create concern, and the boyfriend is ALSO sufficiently caring to stop in consideration of her... and he is FAIL?? No no, 79 is right. Great guy. And I'm sure after the girlfriend said, "no no, I'm fine, keep going" everything was peachy. He's still good with his tongue and still a nice guy. So what if one ****** (of many) got needlessly interrupted?
Horsempeg 25
First off, that was probably better. I love those that keep on going. That jus means when he gets you over the top again, it'll be that much more powerful.
CabooseT13 0
well now he knows better and it will be great from now on
supersaiyan7 0
6, your default pic is a pic of one of my friends on myspace!!!!
SmallyBigs 9
People use myspace?
Prankster7o7 5
What the hell is Myspace? :P
SmallyBigs 9
I think it's an ad for storage
tulsafml 0
No myspace is somebody says to people like: Get Out My Space! Bitch
SmallyBigs 9
No no no. it's something like "Tom cried because Facebook needed internet room so he yelled "THEY'RE TAKING MY SPACE!"... bitch.
tulsafml 0
I thought I put MySpace up for sale by now.
florecitabetch 0
lmao @174
jwoww17 0
#110, win.
killabb23 0
rofl at your pic.. I did notice Nintendo first haha
Servonski 0
rofl at your pic, tubby
danielreader22 4
Bitch
wikkedphuka 0
hey add me also on ps3 or xbox 360 my tag wikkedplay
Kadz184 0
gosh, he cares. you ******* bitch.
alakomonus 0
I agree he was worried it hurt her
forthepainx3 0
I don't get why people are calling her a bitch. I didn't hear anything about a female dog in this?
jess6blondie9 3
I don't understand why she's calling her that either.
lyndyloves 0
haha
TheDrifter 24
59, I'll assume for the moment they know her and are either referring to her particular wet dog odor or her father's particular sexual fetish and inferencing that to her parentage.
ctlnaaia71 8
hurt her? with his tongue??? lmfao!!!!!
EVELYNandDIEGO 0
wow shah your the bitch
luke1998 0
94 u are a hoe
jess6blondie9 3
314. Stfu.
flippinsweet17 0
320 Why is some nine-year-old trying to insult you?
guitarist1071995 0
because shes complaining but the guy was just making sure she was ok. I did the same thing my first time. then again..she actually was in pain..."pop!" hehe
matt1990 0
@337.. ur like what, 8? trippin.
RedPillSucks 33
@214, He could have been using his teeth, or perhaps he had braces. Newbies sometimes are awkward with oral sex. He didn't want to be involved in female circumcision.
guitarist1071995 0
no I'm 15
cptmorgan15 2
This is all funny.
MissBunny25 0
314 WTF ? how dare you go randomly calling people hoes when you don't even know them. go back and drink your milk or no dessert after dinner, young man! -.-
antsinmypants199 0
lol 378 you always make my day :D
MissBunny25 0
383 *gasp* do I? I'm flattered *blush* thank you. :D
joelwoo 1
...
PJL_3 0
hahahah!
HannerMariee5 0
agreed__^
kimchininja999 0
314 you're just mad cuz you cant get a girl hot enough as 320.
jess6blondie9 3
Thanks, haha.... That's my brother though lol.
luke1998 0
335shes my sister u dumb ass so stay out of my buisness
luke1998 0
bunny shes my sis i do no her dumb ass
MissBunny25 0
424 haha sarcasm, little man! sorry! since you two are related I'll be nice to you :D
looneyben5432 0
I don't men to be an ass but here i go, why did u say "gosh" then immediately say "*******" and "bitch"
kimchininja999 0
420 & 423 I'm sorry I didn't know I'll back off sorry.
jess6blondie9 3
Nawh. It's alright. It's not like you would have just knew that we were related, don't worry about it(:
mrs_mac07 0
agreed
luke1998 0
434 its ok
xdannyx117x 0
320 jealous of how hot she is I guess
xdannyx117x 0
haha u got 420
Pawned71 0
WEED
lenaaaaaa_fml 0
ouch
kittykat1501 31
59 win!!!
sammmiejo10101 2
damn. that sucks.
ifmlftw 0
fyl teach him about it then
shakethat 10
haha. gross!
ihatedumbasses 6
is your picture of 2 girls or a guy and a girl??
jess6blondie9 3
Why does it matter?
ihatedumbasses 6
just wondering I like to look at peoples pictures
iloveboyswittats 10
it looks like they're eating each other's faces instead of kissing
kingtz 6
#57, it's a picture of two girls...and a cup, which is hidden in the background.
ItsJustMe22288 0
hahaha
WtFiMdAdDy 0
lmao! niicceee