Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted, "Nice to meet your dad, I hope we didn't look too horny." A few minutes later, he replied, "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML
Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
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alstbv12 13
Only a few inches huh?
Roskosity 22
0 to awkward in no time at all.
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Roskosity 22
0 to awkward in no time at all.
Damian95 16
The bad thing is you never see these awkward moments coming in time to stop them. Luckily you have a weather forecast though!
whY402Jay 12
Great way to build parental trust.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
100% chance of awkward. Unfortunately you couldn't predict that would happen, so FYL!
lysx84 24
YDI for having your phone set to display the content of your texts before they're opened.
Niicky_fml 20
Not an option on a lot of smart phones
lilhellian 27
Not just smartphones.. MY old intensity did it..
Rommel1942 9
iPhone FTW.
SunAndMoon427 12
That was my exact thought. It's why my previews are off on my iPhone. No surprises if I'm away from my phone. Lol
masala_fml 2
Next time, quickly put your phone on flight mode.
bluehero 17
Lol I do that sometimes even though I'm a loser and never get texts
NikkiAmber09 12
I would hope that your dad wouldn't get that reference. But dads aren't dumb when it comes to their daughters.
perdix 31
#8, dads tend to be hyper-aware about these things, seeing sexual things in even the most innocent remark. He's going to ensure that your boyfriend is met by a cold front and dumps it load far from the viewing area.
1crabbygirl 10
Yeah, maybe her dad was born before weather reports...
trumpet27 1
I think mine is. And, oh yeah. I'm a girl. Doesn't apply to every dad. Trust me.
alstbv12 13
Only a few inches huh?
weatherxveins 29
Hm, I was expecting several..
Cinderella_Man 10
Heh, beat me to it. Erm, pun intended. Xop
hubbs666 2
The dad shouldn't worry, doesn't sound big enough for actual penetration
Senseless_487 29
Yeah, it's awkward, but that made me laugh out loud at work. Gotta hand it to your boyfriend for creativity!
maddymaee 12
that's not creativity, it's on the sloths memes page on Facebook! haha so cliché !
SharnaaaBanana 22
Oh no! If you have an iPhone maybe turn your message previews off :)
justfienne 12
You, my friend, will have one boring ass love life if "that" is sense of humor you find deplorable...