Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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AWESOM_E 0
I wonder what he expected to see instead...?
hidude12 0
woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?
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Comments (235)
King_of_Kings 3
first okay, i'm thinking it was his first time giving oral.
eprincy 0
haha funny but thats not really an fml
livelaughlove22 0
haha wht is he 8??
hidude12 0
woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?
AWESOM_E 0
I wonder what he expected to see instead...?
twaumat 28
he is special lol
eliz3 0
I assume number 2 isn't getting any then? She's with her boyfriend, not a stranger.
Lucas_The_Troll 0
yeah but still who says that? i certainly wouldn't to my girlfriend. haha
Indiana_fml 4
lol at #3. Honestly, how old is he?
Mnemic 6
You should have peed in his face so he was sure about it that it was your pee hole he discovered! :-P
debzzX 0
haha win
sarahalyssa_fml 0
my friend did that to her boyfriend, before they broke up- ahaha
ben26_fml 0
what is he like 7?
Jasper_fml 0
seriously? men.
Rizzen 27
how about you shut the **** up you sexist pig.
avidlistener 0
Maybe you should draw him a map...
sexycookies 0
haha I lold
alex_vik 1
...and? That was probably his first time looking at a ****** up close. Also, am I the only one not seeing a #2 comment?
Zakk14 0
no ur not the # 2 isnt there