Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
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jelly_bennett 23
I blame bronies
Onepocketpimp 7
install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized
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Comments (211)
supertacowaffle 41
Well that's disturbing
klg32 17
There's actual pictures like that. It's a thing called Rule 34
ScarredVox92 16
This is what's wrong with the world today. a very, very small part.
UserError94 18
Well c'mon OP give us the link!....jk that's terrible
Sandsh8rk 36
I've searched all the ponies on google images and nothing explicit came up...are you sure she wasn't searching on another website?
derangedplanet 23
Maybe she typed something in wrong you never know.
Rosebudx 32
Or OP has been looking up some interesting things on his tablet, which has made Google detail its searches towards depravity.
PhinIt2WinIt 24
you know there is a thing called "safe search" and "parental controls"
Queen_of_Night 20
#119 You sure your safe search wasn't on? Because I searched for the Mane 6 and everyone of them had at least 1 graphic image. Applejack had the most.
NamesIncognita 15
#76 I usually go on furaffinity and e621.since I like that kinda stuff.the amount of pony,Disney,and Pokemon **** is disturbing
eliasRrivera 12
dang, that must be terrifying
SneakySlayer 15
Why is this comment down voted ?
jelly_bennett 23
I blame bronies
onlychildFTW 34
Well they are 100% to blame for this after all. No doubt about it.
GingerFace09 13
Actually bronies are people (adults) who just really like MLP. Cloppers are people who sexualize MLP. Blame the cloppers.
BrutalEater 15
Don't even start sticking up for bronies
RenamonFucksLuna 21
So true!
DaRito 25
I think bronies may be the most cringy group of people, maybe next to furries.
FlutterLoud 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Rule 34 .-. It's not just ponies and it's not just bronies btw there are females to and btw just because somebody is a brony doesn't mean they like my little pony **** or anything my boyfriend and I like my little pony but we don't like that crap Sooo you are misinformed on bronies
jelly_bennett 23
Damn cloppers.
KRYPYAT 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Not all bronies like the sex shit. Those people are called "cloppers". Don't blame the rest of us for their ****** up heads.
leafeon523 20
And people wonder why I dislike bronies...
Onepocketpimp 7
install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized
brenton490 19
if it was google they have an account blocker for mature content.
FitFriday 32
She sure as shit sounded traumatized
PharmacyJoe 13
I don't understand why such a setting wasn't already in place. There are a lot of things out there that kids don't need to see.
phreaker913 21
childrens shows are being corrupted? have you SEEN some of the shows out there now? some of the crap ive seen on cartoon network could potentially traumatize some adults i know. some cartoons these days are pretty dark.
Teh_Links 17
Think of the older cartoons. Have you ever paid attention to some of the things on Ed, Edd, and Eddy?
ThrottleJockey 36
Buttered toast, pudding skins, and I love chickens Double D!
juturnaamo 29
It won't block automatically because it's animated, and they're not all tagged as '****' or '*******'. I suspect there's some exhibition involved in creating this content without accurately tagging it.
BellaD13 18
It wasn't her iPad, it was the parents so that's why the blocker wouldn't be activated
19990231 29
Those damn bronys... But can't you have a image restrictor which will block anything explicit?
itsalanis 25
If your daughter uses your tablet or any other device often, I'm surprised you haven't considered some sort of parental controls. Some phones nowadays have a special mode, such as a kid's corner or something of that nature.
livelaughlovepie 22
Why must people specialize children's shows?
Dinonick 15
Its a rule of the internet I believe. Rule 34 if i'm not mistaken
BethieCake 8
No people literally fancy the ponies, it's not some rule on the Internet they actually want to have sex with them
MrSassypants 34
No, it is the same rule. People want to have sex with everything, that's why rule 34 exist. People are like the untrained dog that hump everything, but instead of humping, they create fan-fiction and pornographic drawings.
MrSassypants 34
exists* and humps* Apparently, I don't know how to pluralize words.
UncleCaitlyn 21
It's the internet anything and everything is gonna end up in some sort of ****
guineagirl96 38
No, it's a rule on the Internet. Rule 34: if you think of something, there's a **** for it.
graceinsheepwear 34
BethieCake, google rule 34.
ChickenNug 17
Rule 34: If it exists there's **** of it. No exceptions.
BethieCake 8
I know about the rule but I'm saying people actually want to have sex with these ponies, like the rule is obviously things would be sexualised but people want to **** them. There's a difference between the rule and what I mean.
guineagirl96 38
#195 Not really.
pooldude 24
Nothing is sacred anymore! Dang it, internet! BTW... on a side note there are some XXX blockers you can install. But i'm not sure if they take into account my little pony pornography....
GhostFox 34
Nothing was ever sacred. For as long as humans have wanted something to be 'pure' and 'innocent' there's been the person in the back row thinking 'I want to do dirty, dirty things with this.'
NancyDeCastiel 4
So does this website automatically add "FML" at the end of every post or do people add that themselves????
igive 29
Submit an FML on how you don't understand FML, then you could find out.
Mynamewontfi 40
They add it themselves I believe, it's also a rule for submitting an FML.