Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
smiles4life 1
ahahahaha made me laugh!!! xD kick his ass for saying that! xD
lolitalouest 0
OR HAVE HIM MAKE YOU A SAMMICH =D
teamsleep22 0
hahaha
birds_fml 7
God, what is with guys being all freaked out about kissing after getting a bj? It's not like you have spooge all over your face. It was swallowed! There wouldn't be enough left on your lips or in your mouth to taste! Jesus. It's their OWN spooge too so it won't turn them gay somehow. He needs to get over his hang ups. If it's clean enough to go in your mouth and down your throat, then it's clean enough for him to taste too. Freaking weirdos.
irsmeagol 0
truthful user speaks truth.
tayshake 0
Thank you. You're exactly right. My boyfriend has no problem with me kissing him after I go down on him, and the other way around, I have no problem, so long as there's no huge mess on the face.
Baker_FoCo 0
Thank you 19! It's a big turn-on for me if a girl lets me kiss her after I go down on her. What's to say it's not the other way around? Also, for OP's boyfriend, don't complain if you have a girl that swallows. You just sound selfish.
luvtruckguy 0
agreed!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Exactly. My boyfriend at least has the decency to wipe his face after going down on me, before we make out. I have no issue so long as it's not super wet still or super messy. He's got no issue with making out with me after I go down on him, either. Exactly the same for us, both ways. I really don't understand it... especially when they want to make out with you after they've gone down on you.
sactownsfinest 0
I wouldn't have a problem with kissing my girl after a bj just as long as it's my girl and there ain't any **** anywhere. I mean 9 times out of 10 your girl would kiss you after you go down on her. lol bottom line some times ya just gotta be a freaka leek!!!
jessicalyn 0
argeed!!!!
Otherhats 20
Honestly, I couldn't do it. Going anywhere near my own genitalia with my mouth... :/ nah.
Mattsta123 5
wipe your face off next time
misstamz 0
niice...
Expertfail 0
Most guys would do that...
stevenburnsred 0
ya I wouldn't want to taste my own **** either...
greatvoyage53 0
you should have jist gave hjm a bj lol
celestialkidd 0
lmaooo
Dhohn 0
22- you're soooo wrong. that is some nasty shit, why the hell would a guy wanna taste their own splooge off their girlfriends lips after getting a bj? **** that, she needs to clean her mouth before kissin him.