Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
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Top comments
hockeyhouse 5
If a guy won't kiss a girl after she goes down in him, he doesn't deserve a BJ.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
What's long, hard, and filled with seamen? A SUBMARINE!!! :D
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Comments (321)
aliciaann29 0
so next time DON'T swallow and instead spit it on his face..... thats what happens if i don't get kissed after a bj.... next time its payback :)
RachelUriah 0
That is ******* great. Omg. :)
scooter69 0
that's pretty messed up!! ydi
iCommentFML 0
Lol sick
miszmellybabii 0
lmfaooo wait hold up so it's ok for guys to kiss us after they go down tho??
sazamey 0
76 no one ******* cares.
LaDyBlOo 0
Eww gross ok might get alot of hatred on dis but swallowing is so fkn nasty..... it's just me I dnt like it what so ever
letitbe56 0
I can see making him come somewhere other than your mouth if you really think it's gross. But the debate between spit and swallow I don't get: if it's already in your mouth, why not ******* swallow it?
5t3ff1k4h 47
'Cause sometimes it makes ya gag more if it's really gross tasting. Seriously. Some guys just don't taste good.
LaDyBlOo 0
175 I agree with you ughh it's gross and I wouldn't do it at all!!
boing936 0
me personally i dont give a damn about where i cum as long as i cum. But hey if u want a chick that swallows so badly that your willing to taste your own semen then thats on you. But when u call a guy who dosen't like semen in his mouth gay, that dosent make sense too me.
CaRe_BeAr_23 0
hahahaha dirty...
diam_ond27 0
lmfao
tarheels32388 0
that's why my ex used to have binaca and lip gloss eveywhere she went!