Anonymous
Cochrane, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
ilovesocks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
sickened
Gateshead, United Kingdom
Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
scarredforlife
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
PentiumBawls8
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML
gross
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Cheers, asshat
Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
totallyembarassed
Charlotte, United States
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
rxcrs3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Top comments
lancesky 7
'Come on, it's a bargain! Only one previous owner!'
KiwiKitten 2
Hey he's gotta make money somehow!
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Comments (192)
l23VIVE 17
Bitch! He stole my idea!
Dcm210 19
homeless people get liad? Mother of god.
bmkc4 1
He probably found it in an alley
Enslaved 38
Ugh! Please tell me the content of it was empty! :P
SystemofaBlink41 27
If OP stated it was used, I'm pretty sure it was full...
missyfiona89 28
Did you try it out?
aylard 0
I want one of those.. xD
woeisme134 0
what would one use a one finger glove for anyway?
Dracoboxer357 36
65- Actually, I have some in my medical kit to keep a cut finger clean and dry after bandaging it. They really do look like small condoms but they work well enough.
lobum 12
Did you buy it?
knt0122 0
haha,You'll get some virus,if you use it"glove" lol
Dallasluver19 14
Can someone please tell me why there are so many homeless people FMLs lately?
TheVelocirabbit 10
You can never go wrong with homeless people!
pil_84 9
Did it fit good?
l23VIVE 17
Did it fit well?