Anonymous
Cochrane, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
ilovesocks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
sickened
Gateshead, United Kingdom
Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
scarredforlife
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
PentiumBawls8
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML
gross
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Cheers, asshat
Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
totallyembarassed
Charlotte, United States
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
rxcrs3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
Top comments
lancesky 7
'Come on, it's a bargain! Only one previous owner!'
KiwiKitten 2
Hey he's gotta make money somehow!
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Comments (192)
ngriff15 1
That's not an FML. It's hilarious!!!
sarah56195 0
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahha. My new absolute favorite. Bahahahgahha
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
There's a button for that.
stary1722 6
So... Did you buy it?
baybeegirrrl95 5
Did you buy it?
darkmis1 18
It's not used - it just has moisturizing lotion in it! What a deal! I bet it's also 1/5 the price of a normal glove!
YourMoms_BF 2
The white thing was the magical lotion, you idiot.
perdix 31
They prevent babies and STDs. How can you not see the magic?
4gethishit 4
it's not called magic if it's used. it's just called gross.
NoReservations 9
Poof! Oh, it broke.
amandarrr 3
How is this an FML unless you're dumb enough to buy it in which case YDI
Ncbaby2012_fml 3
At least someone was being safe